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Post by chaostro101 on Jun 6, 2008 2:46:20 GMT -5
The oldest human emotion is fear, and the greatest fear, is the fear of the unknown
~H.P. Lovecraft
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jun 6, 2008 10:58:26 GMT -5
"No one fight alone. Not even me." ~ Snake in SSBB
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Post by The Melee Master on Jun 6, 2008 17:15:15 GMT -5
*After seeing the way the enemies fight*
Donatello: Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks.
Michaelangelo: No joke. The only thing safe in the woods would be the trees.
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990 movie)
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Post by ganondorf2 on Dec 8, 2008 16:37:29 GMT -5
Rufus T. Firefly: Awfully decent of you to drop in today. Do you realize our army is facing disastrous defeat? What do you intend to do about it?
Chicolini: I've done it already.
Rufus T. Firefly: You've done what?
Chicolini: I've changed to the other side.
Rufus T. Firefly: So you're on the other side, eh? Well, what are you doing over here?
Chicolini: Well, the food is better over here.
~The Marx Bros in Duck Soup.
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Post by chaostro101 on Dec 10, 2008 0:07:15 GMT -5
Chaostro: I got the lighter to work. *Pulls out a black zippo lighter with the anarchy symbol on it.* Librarian: Oh really?! That's great! Chaostro: Yeah, just make sure nobody is looking. *Pulls out a butane bottle and squirts some inside, not knowing that all the liquid is going to the whick in the lighter and not a small chamber* Chaostro:*Two seconds worth of butane later*Hmm...maybe just a little more... *Puts in an extra helping of butane* Chaostro:Ok, I think it's ready. Librarian: Ok let's see! *First flick, only a mild spark* Chaostro: Oh come on... *Second time, sparks again* Chaostro:*In Head*This is getting annoying... *Third time, a fireball close to being the size of a baseball shoots out, warming up left thumb* Chaostro:JESUS CHRIST!! *Tosses the lighter onto a peice of paper from fear, Librarian backs away and a total of six or seven kids watches in shock* Chaostro:*As soon as lighter landed on the paper*ACK!! *Blows it out* Chaostro:*Pauses* Ok.....nobody must speak of this EVER AGAIN! *Everyone begins to laugh, including the librarian* ~Chaostro (Me) trying to get my real lighter to light during school in a library with people watching (P.S., I got to keep the lighter  , also I don't smoke) |
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Post by ganondorf2 on Dec 10, 2008 17:23:08 GMT -5
(Be careful next time)
Rufus T. Firefly: I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
~Groucho Marx in Duck Soup
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Post by chaostro101 on Dec 11, 2008 0:40:38 GMT -5
(Well I didn't know that all that butane fluid was going inside of one tiny little whick! I thought it was going to work out differently than go into one tiny little whick XD)
Brad:....Hey Chaostro, I just thought of something!
Chaostro: Oh boy, Andy stop the presses! Ding Dong's got another one!
*Andy pretends to press an invisible button that stops an imagineary newspaper printing machine*
Chaostro: Alright genious....let's hear it.
Brad: You know what somebody should make?
Chaostro: A brain for you?
Andy: Ouch!
Brad: No, they should make eggnog soda!
*Long pause from Andy and Chaostro*
Chaostro: Keep them rolling Andy.
*Andy pretends to press the invisible button again three times*
Andy: It's jammed!
Chaostro: Probably for the best...nobody wants B.S. news like this...
Brad: *To Chaostro* You know what?
Chaostro: I'm smart and you're not?! WOW!!
Brad: NO! You're a douche!
Andy:*Rolls eyes*Oh boy....
Chaostro:*To Brad*Yeah...and you were late when god was passing out brains. In fact you should be lucky that the air particles in that empty head of yours rub together to send commands through your body that allow you to breathe and eat.
Andy: Ouch again!
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~My friends and I having our routine insult fest. Seriously, this is how we joke around sometimes!
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Post by ganondorf2 on Dec 12, 2008 17:21:20 GMT -5
(Looks like you were winning)
Rufus T. Firefly: Lieutenant, why weren't the original indictment papers placed in my portfolio?
Bob Roland: Why, uh, I didn't think those papers were important at this time, your excellency.
Rufus T. Firefly: You didn't think they were important? Do you realize I had my dessert wrapped in those papers?
~Marx Bros in Duck Soup
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Post by The Melee Master on Jan 19, 2009 16:46:54 GMT -5
lol! Mayor: No! I didn't take it! It was Ms. Bellum! Narrator: There! It's time for you to make your speech. Mayor: Okay... what speech? Narrator: The speech you will make! Mayor: Oh! Narrator: No, not "oh!" You! Mayor: Why? Narrator: No, you! Mayor: You? Narrator: No, not me! You, the mayor! Mayor: Me? Narrator: Yes! That's what I said! Mayor: Now, wait a minute. Who's "I"? Narrator: I is you! Mayor: Stop it! Narrator: Gee, are you okay? Mayor: I don't know any more! Narrator: Oh, forget it! -Powerpuff Girls It's on TV right now, and even though I don't like the show anymore, it's nice to watch it just for old-times sake!  |
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jan 19, 2009 17:55:26 GMT -5
(Got it)
"I knew you were up to something," Leo said, "Ganondorf...do as you wish...just don't kill him."
"Question though," he said.
"What?"
"Multiple Lacerations or internal injuries?"
~Ganondorf and Leo getting after Arthur in Darkest hour of Sacredness
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Post by The Melee Master on Jan 19, 2009 18:54:36 GMT -5
lol!
Him: Splendidly evil, isn't it?
Mojo Jojo: Evil? How about stupid? Yes, thanks to your foolishness, we will be reduced to nothing. Nothing! Like the amount of intelligence inside your head. Nothing! Like the amount of respect I get after six seasons on this show!
-Powerpuff Girls
((I love it when TV shows break the fourth wall!! ;D))
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jan 19, 2009 19:02:13 GMT -5
(Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door did that too. Twice or so if I remember when I played it. One the characters talk to the player instead of Mario, for a short moment)
"So are you in....or are you in??" asked Clown
Ganondorf pretends to think then said to him in his face, "No way."
NO?!! WHAT DO YA MEAN NO?!! NO WASN'T ONE OF DA CHOICES!!"he shouted while hopping up and down angrily, and then saw the look in Ganondorf's eyes and added with rage,"Wait a sec...you have that "I'm gonna be the big fat man" look in your eyes...."
"Not quite, but you're close," Ganondorf said and pulls his sleaves, "I have the 'I'm going to beat up the fat man' look in my eyes."
~Ganondorf rejecting Clown's deal in Darkest hour of Sacredness
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Post by The Melee Master on Jan 19, 2009 19:05:21 GMT -5
((LMAO!!))
Buttercup: Hey, Blossom, where'd you get that giant match?
Blossom: Same place I got the giant jar! Episode 2, Season 1!
-The Powerpuff Girls
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jan 19, 2009 19:11:04 GMT -5
(Chaostro was the same way! Yours is funny too)
"Think you'll do well?" Alice asked Ganondorf.
"You hear in a minute," he said.
"Don't you mean see in a minute," Krauser asked.
"Nope. You'll hear it in...3...2...1."
"Holy cow!!" Leo shouted.
"Told yah," Ganondorf said.
~Ganondorf's IQ test results in Darkest hour of Sacredness.
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Post by The Melee Master on Jan 19, 2009 19:15:22 GMT -5
((lol!))
Bubbles: Hi. I'm Bubbles. What's your name? What grade are you in? What's your favorite color? What's your favorite animal? Do you like drawing?
Robin Snyder: Uh, let's see... Robin Snyder... Kindergarten... elephants... and yeah, I like to draw.
Bubbles: Your favorite color is elephant?
-Powerpuff girls
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jan 19, 2009 19:21:00 GMT -5
(She said it too fast...)
Galacta Knight gets up in stun from not being slain.
"Why didn't you kill me?" he asked.
"Tho shall not kill," Ganondorf said, looking over his shoulder, "I rather that rule."
~Ganondorf showing he is not like his counterpart in Darkest hour of Sacredness.
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Post by The Melee Master on Jan 19, 2009 19:43:15 GMT -5
(I like that!)
Marty: Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?
Doc Brown: The way I see it, if you're going to build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?
-Back to the Future
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jan 19, 2009 19:51:09 GMT -5
(Yours too. The clone proves his good heart even farther, and his attitude is much different)
Arthur suddenly came in, soon followed by two robots, Hack and Slash.
"Oh it's going to be a LONG time with you ingrates."he said angrily, but directed it more to Ganondorf and G2.
The 11 year old G2 hides behind Ganondorf.
"Something I should know?" Ganondorf asked.
"Just one thing....you can not hide behind Leo's back for long....there will be a point in time where I will get my claws on you two....and when that time comes I will make sure that you both suffer....every single one of you d**n clones."he said with an ominous gleam in his eyes.
Hack and Slash looked at eachother with worry.
Ganondorf just sports a smirk on his face and said, "Bring it! I found out that a stab in my heart won't kill me. Thanks to a stranger. I have a new trick too if you like to see it."
G2 was surprised by his attitude and lack of fear.
~Darkest hour to Sacredness
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Post by The Melee Master on Jan 19, 2009 19:57:01 GMT -5
Was that part of a flashback or something?
Doc Brown: Tell me, Future Boy, who's President of the United States in 1985?
Marty: Ronald Reagan.
Doc Brown: Ronald Reagan? The actor? Then who's vice-president, Jerry Lewis? I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady? And Jack Benny is Secretary of the Treasury!
-Back to the Future
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jan 19, 2009 20:09:57 GMT -5
Yes it is. Years ago when C.Ganondorf and the many clones were made.
"Good job you two...your recon proved useful."Arthur whispered to Hack and Slash via microphone
Hack and Slash nodded.
"Oh Hack? Slash?" Ganondorf asked them.
They turned to him.
"You owe me something," he said, with a fake smile, "I know you have a bug that allows Arthur to hear that so cough it up!"
Oh sure thing buddy!"Hack said with delight
"NOOOO!!!Hack you moron!!!!"Arthur shouted angrily.
"Thank you!" Ganondorf said.
"Can I do something to them?" the 11 year old G2 asked.
"Sure thing," Ganondorf and hands over the bugs.
"Cover your ears."
Ganondorf walks over to Hack and Slash and covers theirs.
G2 screams as hard as she could into the bugs.
Arthur screamed from the pain.
G2 laughs.
Ganondorf laughs as well and takes the bugs back.
This time G2 covers Hack and Slash's ears.
Ganondorf shouts in them as well like a monster.
Arthur passed out.
"That was fun!" G2 said and uncovers Hack and Slash's ears.
"No kidding," Ganondorf said and crushes the bugs in his hand, "You two had better head back to Arthur now and make sure he's OK."
He and G2 walk off where they could talk alone.
Hack and Slash did as they were told.
"They are so nice."said Hack
"I know, Arthur is lucky to be in the presence of people this nice."added Slash, both of them unaware of what G2 and Ganondorf did
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Post by The Melee Master on Jan 19, 2009 20:19:25 GMT -5
Nice!!
Marty: This is heavy, Doc.
Doc Brown: There's that word again: "heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?
-BAck to the Future
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jan 19, 2009 20:24:14 GMT -5
(I know. It's been a while since I'm seen Back to the Future...I miss it)
"Am I interupting something?"Arthur asked as he entered
"No, not at all," Andrew said, "Is there something you need?"
"I don't like this," Ganondorf thought.
"Not really...I just had to get away from that d*mn computer system of mine! It is so lazy that it does half of the stuff I told it to do....THREE DAYS AGO!"he said angrily
"Good grief," G2 said.
"That bad?" Ganondorf asked, "Man, that takes the cake."
"And add Hack and Slash to the mix, it becomes a trifecta of irritation!!"he said angrily
At that moment, Hack and Slash entered the room.
"We heard you call sir!!"said Hack
"Happy to serve you, that is us!"said Slash
Arthur covered his eyes with his hand, and sighed angrily
~Darkest hour to Sacredness
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Post by The Melee Master on Jan 19, 2009 20:38:20 GMT -5
(Heh!)
Madame Argentina: Would you like your palms read?
Bubbles: Oh, no thanks. I like them the color they are.
-Powerpuff Girls
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jan 19, 2009 20:44:08 GMT -5
(Nice one!)
Arthur saw this in his mind, and quickly ran back to Birkin's lab.
As soon as he entered, he pulled out a knife and threw it at Birkin's phone, nailing it to the wall.
"Fine then.....it looks like I'm going to have to do a test run on you...."he said as he pulled out a syringe and injected the liquid into the syringe
He headed after Birkin.
Birkin takes a few steps back then remembers something.
He throws his rod at the nearby light switch.
It hits and turns the lights out.
"D*MNIT BIRKIN!! Quit struggling!!"he said angrily, and ran after to the area where he saw Birkin before the lights went out
He stumbled a little after he slammed into a chair.
"That just proves I can handle the virus," Andrew said and left the lab.
~Darkest hour to Sacredness
(Andrew was blind, and remembers everything around him. He clearly had the advantage)
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Post by The Melee Master on Jan 19, 2009 20:54:31 GMT -5
((Nice!))
Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man... woman inherits the earth.
-Jurassic Park
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jan 19, 2009 21:03:19 GMT -5
(Ouch)
Andrew takes the vials out of his coat pocket and hands them to Leo.
"I feel bad for causing this much trouble," G said, looking down.
"Don't be...anybody that lays the smack down on Arthur is ok in my books."said Jet
The eye's iris widdens a little in surprise, then G asked, "I take it he's done something like this before...?"
"Not exactly...this is the most extreme thing I've seen him do."he said
"If that's the case, I should have transformed fully..." it continued, "I would have eaten him like an after dinner mint."
"Uh...do you mean that literally?" Andrew asked, a little freaked out.
"Yes. I've done that before."
"That'd be something," Ganondorf said.
~Darkest hour of Sacredness
(G is a virus that Andrew has inside his body. It's able to transform Andrew into five forms. More fearsome then the last. It's kind of based on Resident Evil 2 for N64/Playstation. For some reason, I never freaked out when I saw the videos of the forms...)
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Post by The Melee Master on Jan 19, 2009 21:08:16 GMT -5
((Cool! I've also seen the forms in the RP Profiles thread, and I have to admit, they ARE creepy!))
John Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked.
Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
-Jurassic Park
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jan 19, 2009 21:20:00 GMT -5
(I like the third form. Funny isn't it though? I'm scared of Ganon, but not something like that)
"Ah, still guarding the vial I see," Leo said, "Nicely done and remember what I told you. Jet, come with me. We have other things we must do."
He heads for the door.
"....Ok....Hack and Slash-"
"He is Slash!"said Hack
"I am Slash, and he is Hack!"said Slash, both thinking they needed to correct Arthur
"WHATEVER! Look, that vial is very important.....so important that I need you two to give it to me."he said
He held out his hand to them, but they shook their head.
"*Growl* GIVE-ME-THE-VIAL!!!"he said
"We can't!"they said
"What?! WHY NOT?!"Arthur shouted back
"Ganondorf gave us the job of holding it, until he says we can let go of it, we can't let anyone else hold it." they explained
Arthur slapped his forhead with the palm of his hand, angrier than he was two seconds ago.
~Darkest hour of Sacredness
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Post by The Melee Master on Jan 19, 2009 21:25:59 GMT -5
((The 3rd Jurassic Park film is my favorite! And that quote is funny! This is also one of my favorite PPG quotes!))
Blossom: Mr. Mayor, you had written an elaborate note telling Ms. Bellum that you'd gone home to write your election speech.
Mayor: I did? How smart of me!
Blossom: That's not what I mean! See, you didn't actually write the note.
Mayor: But you just said I wrote the note!
Blossom: Ms. Bellum said that you couldn't have possibly written the note because she writes all of your speeches.
Mayor: Ms. Bellum wrote the note?
Blossom: No! Neither you nor Ms. Bellum wrote the note!
Mayor: Then who wrote the note? I'm sorry, Blossom, but this is all terribly confusing.
Blossom: I knew that there was only one evil menacing character cunning enough to do this.
Bubbles: Mojo Jojo!
Mayor: Mojo Jojo?
Girls: Yes! Yes!
Mayor: Mojo Jojo wrote my speech? I'll have to thank him!
Buttercup: Ahhh!!! Mojo wrote the note! Mojo wrote the note!!
-Powerpuff Girls
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jan 19, 2009 21:38:12 GMT -5
(Chaostro thought of that one. I just take things from the RP that were good. And is the Mayor that dumb?)
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, also I don't smoke)