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Post by The Melee Master on Sept 28, 2009 20:05:45 GMT -5
((lol! At least it wasn't on the lips.))
[Toph takes the group under ground]
Sokka: It's so dark down here. I can't see a thing.
Toph: (Sarcastically) Oh no, what a nightmare!
Sokka: Sorry.
-Avatar: The Last Airbender
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Post by ganondorf2 on Sept 28, 2009 20:08:44 GMT -5
Nice.
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Post by chaostro101 on Sept 29, 2009 19:23:32 GMT -5
Instructor:*After correcting herself* See, I`m not totally senile.
Me: Heh, I`m not as senile as you-what were we talking about?
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Me and my instructor when we were going over SMART goals.
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Post by ganondorf2 on Sept 29, 2009 19:47:23 GMT -5
Cute.
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Post by chaostro101 on Oct 2, 2009 22:37:32 GMT -5
Me: Yeah? Well what kind of problems do you have, man?
Sam: Heh, all kinds of problems! You name it, I got it. Go ahead, take a guess!
Me: Syphelis?
Sam:*Confused* What?! Wha-no not sexual deseases man! I mean problems with communication!
Me: Heh, tripped you up anyway man!
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Me and my new aquaintance Sam at Notley Square
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Post by The Melee Master on Oct 8, 2009 14:48:56 GMT -5
((Hm))
Iroh: (Sips tea) Blech! This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!
Zuko: Uncle, that's what all tea is.
-Avatar: The Last Airbender
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Post by chaostro101 on Oct 8, 2009 16:56:03 GMT -5
(You had to be there....and cute bit about the tea)
Connie: *Sees Matt limping* Oh my gosh, what happened to you?
Me: He's looking for the man that shot his leg.
Connie: I was fixing to say! He must've been a heck of a shot!
Matt: Yeah, I was in the back alleys with a twelve guage and he had a sniper rifle, managed to nick my leg.
Me: And by he time I got there with my .45 magnum, the dude was gone.
Connie: *chuckle* Seriously though.
Matt: I twisted my leg at bowling.
Me: *In my head* That's what we meant by "alleys"
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Me, Matt and one of the instructors
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Post by The Melee Master on Oct 8, 2009 17:27:41 GMT -5
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Post by chaostro101 on Oct 10, 2009 11:02:16 GMT -5
(It was during lunch break, me and Matt were walking out. He had previously twisted his leg when he went bowling the other night. Before hand I whispered "Dude, if anyone asks, just tell them you're looking for the man that shot your leg.)
*I knock on the door to Matt's apartment, and he opens it*
Me: You ready to go?
Matt: *Still limping* Yeah, let's roll.
Me: *Quickly grabs his arm and puts it over my shoulder with my right hand behind his back* NO MAN GETS LEFT BEHIND!!!!
Matt: What the f***?!
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Me and matt again
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Post by ganondorf2 on Nov 16, 2009 21:22:00 GMT -5
Me:(seeing Shieldon hit Kricketot with a Rock Throw for no reason) Was that necessary? Shieldon does it again after I say it. Me: I guess it was...  ~Me watching Shieldon in My Pokemon Ranch. |
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Post by The Melee Master on Nov 17, 2009 14:00:36 GMT -5
((Cute!))
Katara: We're safe now Sokka, you can take off the moustache.
Sokka: Oh, no I can't. It's permanently glued to my skin.
-Avatar: The Last Air Bender
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Post by ganondorf2 on Dec 6, 2009 13:46:00 GMT -5
*in a deserted town*
Krauser: Pretty quiet around here.
Leon: Where is everyone?
*rideo nearby talks about missing children*
Krauser: It's more then just girls that have gone missing.
Leon: There's no one left...
Krauser: Something's wrong. It smells like...like a battle field.
Leon: Battlefield?
Krauser: Yeah. Like death.
~Leon S. Kennedy and Jack Krauser in Resident Evil: Darkside Cronicles
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Post by chaostro101 on Dec 14, 2009 23:29:22 GMT -5
Instructor: Now I want everyone to give it their all and study hard.
*Raises a sheet of paper*
Instructor: And you all can't have this answer sheet to look over, no matter how much money you have.
Me: *In a serious tone* I will give you a gumball, and a paperclip for that paper.
Instructor: *Sarcastically* H-Hey! Now you're talking!
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~During a review for our final exams
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Post by The Melee Master on Jan 11, 2010 7:40:51 GMT -5
((lol!!!))
Sokka: (after Zuko and Aang demonstrated the Dancing Dragon moves) Yeah, that's a great dance you two learned there.
Zuko: It's not a dance, it's a Firebending form.
Sokka: We'll just tap dance our way to victory over the Fire Nation.
Zuko: It's a sacred form that happens to be thousands of years old!
Katara: Oh yeah? What's your little form called?
Zuko: ...The Dancing Dragon. (everybody, except Aang and Zuko, laughs)
-Avatar: The Last Air Bender
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Post by The Melee Master on Feb 4, 2010 19:07:41 GMT -5
"A good painting to me has always been like a friend. It keeps me company, comforts and inspires."
-Hedy Lamarr
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Post by chaostro101 on Mar 22, 2010 10:44:55 GMT -5
(That's a Neat Quote.)
Allen:*Shocked* This boy....he's still....no....he's dead, but his consciousness; his soul is keeping him alive...
Ann:*Shocked, but checking to see if the young man is ok* Young man, are you ok? Tell us your name
Gilbert:*Weak* Ch-Chance.....Dark Ch-Chance....
Allen:*Contemplative* We'll spare your life, but from now on you shall serve us under the name of "Dead Chance".
Gilbert:*Still Weak, and fading*Anything....to remember....
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Future situation from a series of books I'm going to write
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Post by ganondorf2 on Mar 23, 2010 19:53:07 GMT -5
Me *playing Ganondorf, after getting blown up by Link's bombs at least four times in Brawl even thought he was on my team*: My word! Do you really hate him, or is it just me?
~Me playing brawl
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Post by The Melee Master on Mar 23, 2010 19:56:17 GMT -5
lol!!
Archer: Greetings. I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.
Alan: Awfully polite for a monster.
-Small Soldiers
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Post by chaostro101 on Apr 8, 2010 9:41:14 GMT -5
Me:*Picking up the library's cat Neos* Oh come on, you know you love me man.
Neos:Mowwwrrrr!
Me:*Turning to matt* Wouldn't it be neat if animals talked?
Matt:Yeah it would.
Me:I know what Neos would say if he could talk...
Matt:*Curious* Yeah? And what's that?
Me:*Holding Neos so that it looks like he's looking at Matt, while I began speaking in a low and ominous tone* To quote that ignorant little man on that planet of hairy monkeys, "Get your filthy hands off me you d*mn dirty ape!"
Matt:*Nodding* Yep, wouldn't surprise me.
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Me and Matt hanging out in the library
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Post by The Melee Master on May 14, 2010 11:17:19 GMT -5
Danny: If somebody catches me, I go from 'geek' to 'freak' around here! [starts sinking through the floor without noticing]
Tucker: Kinda like what you're doing now?
-Danny Phantom
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Post by chaostro101 on Jan 25, 2011 23:36:33 GMT -5
*Master Hand appears on a cimputer monitor*
Ganondorf: Master....all is going according to plan. We will soon have more super scopes, and pink capsules than you can shake a....
*Ganondorf notices Master Hand curled up in a fist and making a shaking motion*
Ganondorf: *A little disturbed* Uh...Yes! Heh...but soon with all this the world will be thrown into darkness from the power of our subspace bombs *let's out a loud and evil cackle*
*Master Hand makes the peace symbol with his index finger and middle finger, and slowly hovers to the side of the screen*
Ganondorf:*Half Disturbed, half worried* Uh....Master? Are you ok??
*Master Hand slowly floats up and gives Ganondorf the middle finger, sending the gerudo in a fit of rage*
Ganondorf: *Enraged* HEY!! I've been busting my butt off trying to get all your stuff done, while you just sit there, making sexual inuendos with your fingers, which by the way is called sexual-harassement-thank you very much!!
*In response to this, Master hand flies out of the screen and uses his index finger to flick Ganondorf in the nose, sending the gerudo stumbling backward from the hit*
Ganondorf:*Covering his nose while very angry* O-OWW!!! What the hell man?!
*Suddenly the hand is revealed to be Crazy Hand, as Master Hand flies in and punches C. Hand out of the way of the screen*
M. Hand:*Shocked and Embarassed* Oh-Oh dear god I am so sorry, SO SORRY!! My little brother just comes in and starts waving his things around and doing what he wants, I'm so sorry!!
Ganondorf:*Disturbed to the max*You know what? I-I got to go!
*The Gerudo shuts off the screen where he stands there, shuddering in fear and disgust*
~From a flash parody I watched
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 8, 2011 11:58:32 GMT -5
"Many times...I fought and 'died'...and yet lived again...a phoenix..."
~C. Ganondorf from Unknown title S. Dragon RP
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Post by The Melee Master on Sept 28, 2011 20:15:24 GMT -5
Can't believe Shadow hasn't come up with a title for that story yet. Wish I had ideas for him.
*At the end of Super Android 13, Piccolo and Vegeta are floating on a piece of ice in the sea.*
Piccolo: Is it over?
Vegeta: Not until the fish jumps.
*fish jumps out of the water*
Vegeta: It's over.
*End credits roll*
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Many doors, Ed Boys
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Post by Judge_M0rt1s on Nov 5, 2021 17:00:01 GMT -5
I know this thread is more or less dead, but I thought I'd share a few quotes since it's been several years. Plus we're all adults, so I don't feel all that restrictive of what should be posted these days. *From TieTuesday's playthrough of "Trivial Pursuit: Older Than Us Edition", where they played with a Trivial Pursuit board from 1979* TieTuesday: Alright, next question; "Who was the last of the Red Hot Mommas"? *Everybody else starts snickering* AndyAML: What are you talking about? We're all here! *Tie cackles* ARavingLoon: *Deadpan* The last of the Red Hot Mommas is in captivity. Maddithen:*Trying and failing to not laugh anymore* I want that to be the name of our group now! From now on, we're the Red Hot Mommas!  |
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Post by Judge_M0rt1s on Nov 6, 2021 19:11:56 GMT -5
*From the Harley Quinn Show (before it went to sh!t)*
Bane: *Wearing a top hat, and holding a set of playing cards* PiCK a cArD!
Harley: *Snatching a card, while talking with her team* When my mind is set, it is set! Hell, they blew out three electric shock machines at Arkham trying to get through to me! I am done giving that clown second chances!
Bane: Is yOuR CArd *briefly looks at the cards in his hand* tHe THrEe oF hEaRTs?
Harley: No.
Bane: *Crumples up the cards* F*ck!
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Post by Judge_M0rt1s on Mar 13, 2022 17:03:50 GMT -5
(From a Mega Man boss rush challenge Tietuesday and some of his friends did)
Tietuesday: *After reading a message someone said in chat about Mega Man being a cop, as well as being stressed from playing Mega Man 1 for the first time* Mega Man's not a cop, f**k you! No he's not!
Smight*Another streamer, agreeing with Tie* Yeah!
Tietuesday: *Trying not to break down laughing* Mega Man has NEVER been a cop!
Smight: He's just a kid!
Tietuesday: Yeah, he's just a guy!!
*Person in chat tries to justify their stance on Mega Man being a cop because Mega Man considers himself a "defender of justice"*
Tietuesday:*Again, trying not to have a heart attack via laughter* "Defender of justice" and... Cop, are not even close to the same thing, and you should know that in 2019!
*Several minutes later, someone starts saying the Mega Man X is a cop*
Tietuesday: *Confused by the statement, and sick of some of the nonsense in MM1's gameplay* X is not a cop... What?? He's not a cop. He's a Bounty Hunter, but he's not a cop!
Smight & Psychadelic Eyeball: *Both agreeing with Tie* Yeah!
Tietuesday: Like, literally, you get bounty hunter ratings, Zero and X... Because they're bounty hunters. *starts chuckling*
*Someone in chat adds that X is also a negotiator*
Tietuesday: Yeah, also, X is a negotiator who also tries not to shoot people for roughly one sentence, and then he's like "PFFT, this is going nowhere!!" *starts laughing* And then shoots them!
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