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Post by The Melee Master on Mar 18, 2009 20:07:50 GMT -5
Heh.
Little Dog(with a can in his mouth): "I got your can."
Big Dog: "What?"
Little Dog(with the can in his mouth): "I said, "I got your can!"
Big Dog: "I can't understand you with that can in your mouth."
Little Dog (growls with the can still in his mouth then spits it out): "I said, "I got your can!"
-Two Stupid Dogs
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Post by ganondorf2 on Mar 18, 2009 20:27:04 GMT -5
"All he thinks about is pride," Ganondorf said, slowly shaking his head, "Pride is no good if you're dead."
~Ganondorf in Nintendo Worlds: Marx Soul.
Shadow Dragon used this quote before himself, so all credit goes to him.
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Post by The Melee Master on Mar 18, 2009 20:29:36 GMT -5
Neat!
Big Dog: Pie.
Little Dog: Pie? It is pie! I love pie! Where is it? Where is it? (Sits down) Where's the pie?
Big Dog: In the sky. (stares at Pie-shaped restaurant on top of a tall building)
Little Dog: Oh my, that's pretty high!
Big Dog: We still have to try.
Little Dog: (dogs walk past a bellhop) Hi!
-Two Stupid Dogs
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Post by ganondorf2 on Mar 18, 2009 20:42:17 GMT -5
"Sounds like the same guy, but can the one you know flip out the skin in his right arm to check if he stable because he's a android?" Ganondorf asked.
"LIES!!! It is Frieza you fool!! Take me to him now or I'll beat you to a pulp!!!"screamed Vegeta
"I don't even know where he is," Ganondorf said then with a smirk, "And I could use some practice."
~Ganondorf and Vegeta in Nintendo Worlds: Marx Soul
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Post by The Melee Master on Mar 18, 2009 20:46:28 GMT -5
Vegeta has quite an attitude, I can tell.
Aang: This is Appa, my flying bison.
Sokka (sarcastically): Right, and this is Katara, my flying sister.
-Avatar, the Last Airbender
((I love this show, but I think they stopped airing after the last episode a couple months ago!))
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Post by ganondorf2 on Mar 18, 2009 20:55:09 GMT -5
Chaostro was playing him. C. Ganondorf shut him up when he made that remark.
This will be my last one for now. It's late, and I have to get up tomorrow.
Something came to Broly and he asked Goku, "By the way, were you the one who did that attack on Giygas?"
Goku smiled and said, "I was wondering when you whould get to that. Yes I did."
"After all I've done?"
"The old Broly is gone. You are reborn."
That made him think then said, "Thank you."
~Broly and Goku in Nintendo Worlds: Marx Soul
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Post by The Melee Master on Apr 26, 2009 19:01:05 GMT -5
((Heh))
Katara: LET US LEAVE!!
King Bumi: [holding a piece of lettuce] Lettuce leaf?
-Avatar: The Last Airbender
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Post by chaostro101 on Jul 2, 2009 17:40:11 GMT -5
Vic Ramano: And here's Chip Smith!
Chip: Dmah!!
Kenny Blankenship: What did he say?
Vic Ramano: No idea, but Chip's a tongue donor!
Kenny Blankenship: How does he lick stamps?
Vic Ramano: That's what email is for, Ken.
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MXC: Addicts vs. Donors
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Post by The Melee Master on Jul 4, 2009 18:30:41 GMT -5
((lol!))
"If you treat others in good faith, they will follow you of their own volition." -Ike
-Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jul 4, 2009 18:43:30 GMT -5
(Nice one)
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Post by The Melee Master on Jul 4, 2009 19:21:00 GMT -5
Solid Snake: This guy is giving off a murderous vibe! Even getting close to him makes my skin crawl...
Otacon: Snake! Ganondorf is dangerous! His ambition is to rule the world, and he's got the power to do it. It's no wonder they call him "King of Evil."
Solid Snake: Do modern weapons even work against him? Do I even have a chance?
Otacon: Take a look around you. There are plenty of people fighting with swords or even their bare hands. At least you've got firepower! Count yourself lucky! It's not like you to whine, Snake.
Solid Snake: I was just asking, sheesh!
-Smash Brothers Brawl
((That made me laugh the first time I heard it!))
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jul 4, 2009 19:26:28 GMT -5
(I didn't think Snake would freak out when I heard it. Yoshi's freaked me out)
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Post by The Melee Master on Jul 4, 2009 19:32:25 GMT -5
((I guess I can understand why it did. Captain Falcon's codec was more annoying than anything, in my opinion.))
Solid Snake: Otacon, who's the guy with the sword?
Otacon: That's Link. He's the hero of Hyrule. That blade in his hand is called the Master Sword, also known as the "Blade of Evil's Bane." He also has a whole arsenal of items at his disposal--bombs and arrows, a shield, a boomerang, and a Clawshot. He's a force to be reckoned with.
Solid Snake: Gear is only useful when it's used at the right time and place. Just lugging a ton of it around dosen't do you any good.
Otacon: ...I, uh... I wouldn't be talking if I were you, Snake.
Solid Snake: What's that supposed to mean?
Otacon: You tell me, Mr. Utility Belt.
Solid Snake: ...
-Super Smash Brothers Brawl
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jul 4, 2009 20:11:37 GMT -5
Snake: Mei Ling, tell me what you know about Peach.
Mei Ling: Princess Peach is the beloved ruler of the
Mushroom Kingdom. She’s been kidnapped numerous times
by Bowser.
Snake: Sounds pretty serious…
Mei Ling: Yes, but every time it happens, Mario ends
up saving her. Sure, he may not look like your ideal
“knight in shining armor.” A little on the short side,
I’d say… But still, don’t you think it’s romantic? I
mean, to have a guy who’s always there for you?
Snake: If he was smart, he’d tell her to stop
getting kidnapped.
Mei Ling: …You don’t get a lot of dates, do you,
Snake?
~SSBB
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Post by The Melee Master on Jul 4, 2009 20:34:40 GMT -5
That codec's also funny! ;D
"It's not the net worth of one's life that's important. It is the day to day concerns, the personal victories, and the celebration of life... and love!"
-Terra from Final Fantasy IV
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Post by chaostro101 on Jul 15, 2009 23:10:56 GMT -5
Mitch: Rice is great! I love rice! Rice is great when you're hungry, and you want 2000 of something!
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Mitch: I went to the doctor the other day, and all he did was suck blood from my neck! When going to a doctor do not go see "Dr. Acula" !
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Mitch: One time, I was out in the woods with some friends, and all of us were getting high on acid. All of a sudden, this grizzly bear came out ofr nowhere on its hind legs and roared at us! Me and my one friend took off running while my other friend stayed behind.
Mitch *Still*:The friend that stayed behind raised his right hand to the bear and promised it that he'd do his best to prevent forrest fires! He caught up with us later and said, "Mitch! Smokey is more intense in person!!"
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~ Quotes from Mitch Hedberg, R.I.P.
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Post by chaostro101 on Jul 27, 2009 0:07:56 GMT -5
Violet Dudley: If you'd be willing to go for me...
Stohlmes: Well if you put on a little wait...
Violet Dudley: Oh I'll wait forever!
Stohlmes: Wait here.
Flotsam: Waiter?!
Waiter: Wee missure?
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Firesign Theater; The Giant Rat of Sumatra
(You might not understand or think it's funny unless you listen to these guys)
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Post by The Melee Master on Aug 26, 2009 21:22:20 GMT -5
((I think I get it, anyway. Nice!))
Warden: [to guard] You! Wake up the Captain. Search the entire rig!
Fire Nation Guard: Sir?
Warden: What?
Fire Nation Guard: That... was the Captain you just threw overboard, so...
Warden: Then wake up someone I haven't thrown overboard and search the rig!
-Avatar: The Last Airbender
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Post by chaostro101 on Sept 26, 2009 14:11:49 GMT -5
Me: *After flicking a light switch and seeing that no light comes on* The hell....what the hell does this light up?
Matt: Maybe it controls the electricity for the tv and xbox in the living room?
*We watch the light of the xbox as we flip the switch a couple of times, and see that nothing happens*
Matt:Huh....that's weird...
Me:*Turns to him with a grin* Meanwhile, somewhere in Germany! *Pretends to sound like an angry German* ICH BEN EIN LIGHT SWITCH!!
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Me and my friend matt when we were hanging out in my apartment
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Post by The Melee Master on Sept 26, 2009 14:15:34 GMT -5
LOL!! Good one! ;D
Katara: Sokka! You're a genius!
Aang: Wait. How is Sokka a genius? His plan didn't even work!
Sokka: Come on, Aang. Let her dream.
Katara: You're right, Sokka's plan didn't work. But it looks like it did.
Aang: Did the definition of 'genius' change in the last hundred years?
-Avatar: The Last Airbender
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Post by chaostro101 on Sept 26, 2009 14:23:33 GMT -5
Yours is cute.
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*Walks into bathroom to blow nose*
Me:*Notices a cleaning product that says "Toilet Duck"*.....What the?
*After reading the label, I begin to picture me trying to clean the toilet with a duck*
Me:Heh...*Trying to sound like the aflack duck* Wack wack!!! AFLACK!!
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Me at my job while really bored
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Post by The Melee Master on Sept 26, 2009 14:30:10 GMT -5
lol!
Katara: (After spotting the giant sand mushroom cloud made by Aang) What is that?
Toph: What? What is what?
Sokka: (under the influence of the cactus water) It's a giant mushroom...MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!
Katara: Let's just keep moving. I hope Aang's okay.
Sokka:(hallucinating, waving arms) FRIENDLY MUSHROOM!!! Mushy giant friend!!
-Avatar: The Last Air Bender
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Post by chaostro101 on Sept 26, 2009 14:34:11 GMT -5
lol, maybe it's friendly  Larrity: *Backing away from a clone of Hitler* Well Dean, looks like we get to die at the hands of these German bastards. Just like your grand pappy; he welcomed those Nazi bayonetes with a smile on his face. Dean*Larrity's son*: I thought you said he died in a brothel.... Larrity: He did....he died in a Nazi Brothel. --------------------------- Larrity and Dean from Code Monkeys |
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Post by The Melee Master on Sept 26, 2009 14:37:43 GMT -5
Hm...
[Suki asks Sokka why he is being overprotective of her]
Sokka: It's so hard to lose someone you care about. Something happened at the North Pole. I couldn't protect someone. I don't want anything like that to ever happen again.
Suki: I lost someone I cared about. He didn't die. He just went away. I only had a few days to get to know him, but he was smart and brave and funny...
Sokka: (suspiciously) Who is this guy? Is he taller than me?
Suki: (deadpan) No. He's about your height.
Sokka: Is he better-looking?
Suki: It is you, stupid!
Sokka: Oh.
-Avatar: The Last Airbender
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Post by ganondorf2 on Sept 27, 2009 12:36:17 GMT -5
That one's cute.
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Post by chaostro101 on Sept 27, 2009 14:43:40 GMT -5
Simmons: Ever wonder why we're here?
Griff: That's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why ARE we here? Were we created by the lord to live the life we choose, or was it the big bang that brought us to life? I don't know man...but it keeps me up at night.
Simmons:....What? I was talking about how we always get stuck on watch duty when those blues aren't even up to anything.
Griff: Oh that! Pfft! Beats me dude.
Simmons: Want to talk about tht other stuff you were saying?
Griff: *Embarassed* Naw, I'm good.
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Simmons and Griff from Red vs. Blue
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Post by The Melee Master on Sept 27, 2009 17:37:16 GMT -5
((Good one! ;D))
Sokka: Hey, I thought designing the "Lost Appa" poster was my job! I've been working all day on my Appa!
(shows Katara and Aang his picture')
Aang: Sokka, the arrow is on Appa's head.
Sokka: This is his head!
Katara: Why are feet coming out of it?
Sokka: Those are his horns! I haven't seen him in a while, okay?
Toph: Well, it looks just like him to me.
Sokka: Oh, thanks, I worked really [breaks off, remembering that Toph is blind] Why do you feel the need to do that?
-Avatar: The Last Airbender
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Post by ganondorf2 on Sept 28, 2009 18:08:02 GMT -5
Oh boy...lol.
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Post by The Melee Master on Sept 28, 2009 19:09:21 GMT -5
[Suki rescues Toph from drowning]
Toph: (thinking that Suki is Sokka) Oh, Sokka! You saved me! (kisses Suki on the cheek]
Suki: Um, actually, it's me.
Toph: Oh.... well, heh heh. You can go ahead and let me drown now.
-Avatar: The Last Airbender
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Post by ganondorf2 on Sept 28, 2009 19:13:49 GMT -5
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