Post by The Melee Master on Aug 8, 2006 20:15:33 GMT -5
A couple of you might remember this from the old board. Please bare in mind that a few of these are for laughs and not to be taken seriously. Example: The Star Fox team at the main screen finally say something, it is "TURN THIS STUPID GAME OFF RIGHT NOW!!!!". Unless your hallucinating, that will never be true. Its just for the humor!......Or is it really true? lol!! The ones Underlined are the ones that actually happened to me in real life!
1: You jump off your roof with a feather trying to fly
2: You grab some plastic pokeballs and throw them at your pets, trying to capture them
3: You know more about Mario's history than real history
4: You still have a working NES
5: You still have a working SNES
6: You mistake the real world for the Nintendo world or vise versa(Hey, every Nintendo fan had that experience, didn't they....? D@mn, I need a life!!)
7: You dream that you are your favorite character
8: When you look in the mirror, you could swear there was your favorite character staring back at you.
9: You begin to think your Science teacher is Ganondorf and decide to take a few days off from school to find the Master Sword and Six Sages' Medallions to defeat him/her with.
10: Your butt has been numb for the past week and a half.
11. You finally step out of your room and realize your hungry, you smell, your tired and you have no more friends left.
12. When you get in trouble and go to the principal, you yell at him/her, "You can never defeat ME, Master Hand!"
13: You've gone through a hundred or more controllers and Nintendo games.
14: You start to play Pokemon Emerald and spend over $100 on batteries.
15: You go crazy when you little/older brother/sister erases your game
16: You know the true story behind the Super Smash Brothers series
17: You've played non-stop ever since you've got SSBM
18: You worship Nintendo so much that your friends beat you up for it, but that doesn't stop you from playing it
19: You only play Super Smash Brothers Melee though you have almost
every Gamecube game.
20: You try to find the Nintendo world
21: You wish you lived in the Nintendo world than the real world
22: Your local park(s) remind you of the Legend of Zelda
23: You dress as Zelda/Peach for Halloween.......
-and you're a guy.
24: You sound like your favorite character
25: You wish to take up voice-overs for Nintendo
26: Every time a guy walks by you say, "I could kiss you for that"......
-and you're a guy.
27: You smash your face on your TV screen trying to be with the Super Smash Brothers
28: You never turn your game system off, fearing that if you do, the characters will die
29: You have a Nintendo theme on your computer
30: You have a Nintendo themed room
31: You mistake Robin Hood for Link
32: You don't like to hunt and kill Turtles, Foxes, Birds, Rabbits, Wolves, Pigs, Monkeys, Dogs, Cats, and Lizards.
33: You call turtles Koopas
34: You eat mushrooms, hoping to grow large
35: You use this list as a checklist
36: You eat poisonous mushrooms to become tiny
37: You get hit by a car, thinking that you'll just fly to the side and be ok
38: You think your local city is Mute City
39: You have a pet Fox and name it Fox, Krystal, or James
40: You wish Nintendo would expand the Smash Brothers series instead of them just having to fight all the time
41: You ask your red-headed friend what it feels like to be a Gerudo
42: While talking to a friend online/on the phone, you suddenly start
putting Nintendo at the end of each sentence, and so does he/she, and neither of you really notice, and pretty soon this becomes a tradition
43: You try to make your school get uniforms like what your favorite character wears
44: You and your friend do nothing but play Nintendo
45: You've become addicted to the internet, and only go on Nintendo sites.
46: You collect empty bottles
47: You wake up from a seven year sleep
48: You look at a coca cola bottle and ask yourself 'what kind of potion is this?'
49: Your teacher asks you where Rome is, and you say 'In the land of Hyrule'. (Oh my gosh, I was SO embarrassed when I answered that. lol! I wasn't the only one either. A student told her the 'answer' to a space question! He said, 'Corneria is right next to Solar and....' then he stopped and banged his head on the desk. The class broke out laughing, but not me because I understand what its like to give an answer like that!)
50: You wear Nintendo shirts one week every month
51: Some of these are true experiences, but some you don't wish to point out cause it'll embarrass to hell out of you
1: You jump off your roof with a feather trying to fly
2: You grab some plastic pokeballs and throw them at your pets, trying to capture them
3: You know more about Mario's history than real history
4: You still have a working NES
5: You still have a working SNES
6: You mistake the real world for the Nintendo world or vise versa(Hey, every Nintendo fan had that experience, didn't they....? D@mn, I need a life!!)
7: You dream that you are your favorite character
8: When you look in the mirror, you could swear there was your favorite character staring back at you.
9: You begin to think your Science teacher is Ganondorf and decide to take a few days off from school to find the Master Sword and Six Sages' Medallions to defeat him/her with.
10: Your butt has been numb for the past week and a half.
11. You finally step out of your room and realize your hungry, you smell, your tired and you have no more friends left.
12. When you get in trouble and go to the principal, you yell at him/her, "You can never defeat ME, Master Hand!"
13: You've gone through a hundred or more controllers and Nintendo games.
14: You start to play Pokemon Emerald and spend over $100 on batteries.
15: You go crazy when you little/older brother/sister erases your game
16: You know the true story behind the Super Smash Brothers series
17: You've played non-stop ever since you've got SSBM
18: You worship Nintendo so much that your friends beat you up for it, but that doesn't stop you from playing it
19: You only play Super Smash Brothers Melee though you have almost
every Gamecube game.
20: You try to find the Nintendo world
21: You wish you lived in the Nintendo world than the real world
22: Your local park(s) remind you of the Legend of Zelda
23: You dress as Zelda/Peach for Halloween.......
-and you're a guy.
24: You sound like your favorite character
25: You wish to take up voice-overs for Nintendo
26: Every time a guy walks by you say, "I could kiss you for that"......
-and you're a guy.
27: You smash your face on your TV screen trying to be with the Super Smash Brothers
28: You never turn your game system off, fearing that if you do, the characters will die
29: You have a Nintendo theme on your computer
30: You have a Nintendo themed room
31: You mistake Robin Hood for Link
32: You don't like to hunt and kill Turtles, Foxes, Birds, Rabbits, Wolves, Pigs, Monkeys, Dogs, Cats, and Lizards.
33: You call turtles Koopas
34: You eat mushrooms, hoping to grow large
35: You use this list as a checklist
36: You eat poisonous mushrooms to become tiny
37: You get hit by a car, thinking that you'll just fly to the side and be ok
38: You think your local city is Mute City
39: You have a pet Fox and name it Fox, Krystal, or James
40: You wish Nintendo would expand the Smash Brothers series instead of them just having to fight all the time
41: You ask your red-headed friend what it feels like to be a Gerudo
42: While talking to a friend online/on the phone, you suddenly start
putting Nintendo at the end of each sentence, and so does he/she, and neither of you really notice, and pretty soon this becomes a tradition
43: You try to make your school get uniforms like what your favorite character wears
44: You and your friend do nothing but play Nintendo
45: You've become addicted to the internet, and only go on Nintendo sites.
46: You collect empty bottles
47: You wake up from a seven year sleep
48: You look at a coca cola bottle and ask yourself 'what kind of potion is this?'
49: Your teacher asks you where Rome is, and you say 'In the land of Hyrule'. (Oh my gosh, I was SO embarrassed when I answered that. lol! I wasn't the only one either. A student told her the 'answer' to a space question! He said, 'Corneria is right next to Solar and....' then he stopped and banged his head on the desk. The class broke out laughing, but not me because I understand what its like to give an answer like that!)
50: You wear Nintendo shirts one week every month
51: Some of these are true experiences, but some you don't wish to point out cause it'll embarrass to hell out of you
.Melee master if you want a suggestion,do what I do which would be to talk to your friends,or your immaginary ones if you have them.
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