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Post by Pommy17 on Dec 30, 2006 18:56:05 GMT -5
Haha, these are hilarious. A column of these was published in Nintendo Power some time ago, and if I could find it, I'd post them all. There was also one posted recently, which I should type up, but I'll give you a few examples from what I remember, and you guys can post your own, or whatever you say to your friends when you're kicking their butts.
My favorite: "That's funny, you're controller seems to be plugged in"
"Is there a leak in the room, are are you just breaking a sweat?"
Post more here (lol):
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Post by ganondorf2 on Dec 30, 2006 19:05:07 GMT -5
Insult: Is it hot in here, or am I cooking your hide in this game?
Taunt: Your looks aren't half bad...they're all bad!
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Post by Pommy17 on Dec 30, 2006 19:08:14 GMT -5
Haha. Those are great. Keep it up.
Here's another:
"Is it garbage day today? Cause I'm taking out the trash!"
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Post by ganondorf2 on Dec 30, 2006 19:11:26 GMT -5
Taunt: Make my day, squid face.
Insult: Are you acting like a vacuum? Because those moves suck!
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Post by The Melee Master on Dec 30, 2006 23:47:13 GMT -5
Here's one I said to my younger brother the last time we played Melee, which has been a real long time!
"I can't really tell, but am I kicking your butt, or do you just suck at this game?"
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Post by Pommy17 on Jan 6, 2007 1:29:13 GMT -5
Haha, another one I remembered: Butter me, cause I'm on a roll!
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jan 7, 2007 17:18:20 GMT -5
Insult: OK...I'm I beating you, or are you naturally bad at this game?
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Post by The Melee Master on Jan 7, 2007 17:51:19 GMT -5
Uh...hello! Why do you think my nickname is Melee Master, Mr. I-just-lost-to-my-younger-sister?! You're suppose to be the gamer, but I guess we're living in twilight because apparently, I'm kicking your ass now!!!
((I said that to my older brother when we played SSBM a long time ago. Boy, did I get burned after I said that to him, because he came back with a vengeance by knocking me out five bloody times in a row with frustration in his mind! It was scary!! Luckily, he didn't tell my parents I cussed him out. He thought embarrassing me in a game I was good at was punishment enough, which really surprised me, as I was expecting him to rat me out! After a couple more years of playing the game, I keep beating him! ;D))
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jan 7, 2007 17:59:20 GMT -5
(If someone tried to hurt me, I'd get back at the person in a heart beat! I don't think I'll meet up with you're brother, but if he wants to play a match against me, he better behave or else I'll give him a beating he won't forget!)
Taunt: You're uglier then Ganondorf...but I don't want to insult him because he looks better then you anyway.
(Don't use this one if the guy doesn't play games all that much and doesn't know the characters.)
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Post by The Melee Master on Jan 7, 2007 19:02:59 GMT -5
((Yeah, otherwise that person would think you're crazy. Anyway, you misunderstood. My brother didn't beat me physically, though I was expecting him to. He beat me in a Melee match in the game after I beat him! If he really injured me on purpose, I wouldn't go near or talk to him for awhile! That's how I am with people. However, for they're family or friends, if they abuse me both physically and emotionally (And by that I mean get my feelings hurt seriously bad), I neglect them for a little while not because I hate them, but because I'm scared of them! By the way, your insult made me laugh! That was a good one!! ;D My 'insults' aren't very insulting; most of them are just comebacks I said to my two brothers when we played Smash Brothers. Sorry...  )) Me: You let me win? Give me a break! Just admit that you suck at this game and I'll go a little easy on you! Younger bro: Really? Me: Yes! **Beats little brother in a match** Younger bro: I thought you said you were going to go easy! Me: And you said it was opposite day, Scratch Gorilla! Speaking of which, I guess you don't have to admit it, because when it comes to playing Smash Brothers Melee, I see that you DO stink, BAD!! |
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jan 7, 2007 20:07:31 GMT -5
(That's funny too and comebacks are definitely a must with dorks, dweebs, and morons.)
Know what would go good with your looks? A paper bag!
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Post by The Melee Master on Jan 7, 2007 20:53:41 GMT -5
((Thanks and I agree, especially if we're going to battle with N00bs on Brawl; people who quit when they don't win or if they keep getting the blood beat out of them. I've raced far too many N00bs on Mario Kart DS. That's why I don't play it anymore. No one wants to play for fun and race to the end. If Brawl supports a mic or something, then insults are a must have, especially with rude people!))
"I quit this dumb game? Must be losernese for 'I suck at Smash Brothers!'"
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jan 8, 2007 8:12:50 GMT -5
(You said it. It's like my younger cousins, they start to lose and reset the game. However when they tried that dirty trick on SSBM, they were in for a shock. I turned off the pause option before the fight(they had their backs turned), and they couldn't get out of it! You should have seen me laughing.)
"Were you always a loser, or are just born unlucky trying beat me in any video game?"
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Post by The Melee Master on Jan 8, 2007 16:28:18 GMT -5
((I have the same problem with my younger brother!! He always use to do that when I'm beating him at a game, especially if it's his own game. Whenever I win or almost win, he would reach over and turn off or reset the game because HE want's to win. We were playing Need For Speed Carbon for his XBox the other day (I was mega bored, spare me!!!) and a few seconds after I crossed the finish line, he restarted the game and told me to get out. I guess he doesn't want to be beaten at a game he's played more than me! lol!
I haven't played his XBox360 yet, and I don't think I'm going to because I don't think it'll be any different than the regular XBoX. He hasn't played my Nintendo Wii yet either because I'm still trying to find an extra Wii remote. I already have the extra Nunchuck. Ok, we'd better get back on topic before we get yelled at.))
Could you open a window? Because you stink at this game!
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jan 8, 2007 17:05:53 GMT -5
(Gee, maybe you were born to beat your brothers and tick them off...I envy you)
Comeback:
"I've never played that badly before."
"What, you mean you've actually played this game before?"
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Post by ganondorf2 on Feb 3, 2007 16:34:16 GMT -5
"Did I just win, or have you always been a crybaby?"
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SilverMoonNinja
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Train by day kill by night... Let our beautiful blades dance the Dance of death~Silver Ninja~
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Post by SilverMoonNinja on Jun 18, 2007 16:10:16 GMT -5
"Awww dont cry... It want hurt for much longer
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Kiroshima
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Darkness isn't so bad, once you learn to control it, and not the other way around.
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Post by Kiroshima on Jul 19, 2007 22:47:52 GMT -5
"Get the plates, cause you just got served."
-Jake from Advance Wars Dual Strike
A cliche'd line if I ever saw one.
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jul 19, 2007 23:02:26 GMT -5
Me to my cousins: Too bad the character I play as isn't real...or else he would be saying you're a loser too.
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