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Post by chaostro101 on Jul 28, 2012 14:05:26 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"It's kind of like that saying..."[/glow]Deadpool said to the clone once he was in control of his body again,[glow=red,2,300]"It's better to quit while you're....quit while you're...dang it, how does that go again?"[/glow]
"Ahead?"Dev asked
[glow=red,2,300]"Maybe...but to be on the safe side, I'll go with shoelaces..."[/glow]he said
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jul 28, 2012 14:09:24 GMT -5
Ganondorf laughs again, and said, "It is 'ahead'!"
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Post by chaostro101 on Jul 28, 2012 14:14:22 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"Whatever, smarty pants"[/glow]he said, crossing his arms
At that point Organna started to wake up, whereupon Deadpool pulled out a spare mask and put it over his face
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jul 28, 2012 14:17:17 GMT -5
"Smart move," Ganondorf said, as she woke up.
"Good grief," G2 said.
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Post by chaostro101 on Jul 28, 2012 14:19:16 GMT -5
"Is the zombie gone...?"Organna asked, a little out of it
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jul 28, 2012 14:23:48 GMT -5
"It is," Ganondorf said, then points to the door for Deadpool, not wanting him hit like last time.
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Post by chaostro101 on Jul 28, 2012 14:29:00 GMT -5
Deadpool silently gave the clone the thumbs up, and started to sneak away.
Organna however, caught him as soon as he touched the knob. Deadpool quietly turned around and watched as Organna paused for a moment, and then waved goodbye and said"By nana-man."
"Ninja..."Dev corrected
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jul 28, 2012 14:31:07 GMT -5
Ganondorf laughs again to that and this time G2 did too.
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Post by chaostro101 on Jul 28, 2012 14:42:12 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"Be good....and drink your milk, kid."[/glow]he said to Organna and then left through the door.
At that point, the viewer device froze at that point. After a second of viewing it, Belyle asked Aeon,[glow=teal,2,300]"I don't understand..."[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]"Allow me to fill you in then!"[/glow]said Deadpool, now sitting next to Aeon,[glow=red,2,300]"Even though this battle had ended on good terms, something bad was brewing behind the scenes."[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jul 28, 2012 14:46:24 GMT -5
Aeon was surprised and asked, "How'd you get here?"
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Post by chaostro101 on Jul 28, 2012 14:50:14 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"Some a**hole on a keyboard, not important,"[/glow]he answered, then continued with,[glow=red,2,300]"So yeah, while I was having loads of fun duking it out with Ganondorf and his friends, a certain mad scientist was working behind the scenes to initiate a brutal counter strike."[/glow]
[glow=teal,2,300]"Hm, so Arthur was the one that-"[/glow]Belyle began, only to have Deadpool shush him and say,[glow=red,2,300]"You're gonna spoil it!"[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jul 28, 2012 14:53:25 GMT -5
"How ironic...I already know about that, but I let time go as it should," Aeon said, "Now, you said you were going to kill Ganondorf right?"
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Post by chaostro101 on Aug 1, 2012 13:26:54 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"Eh, more or less...hard to say when the guy is so nice and understanding!"[/glow]Deadpool said with a smile beneath his mask,[glow=red,2,300]"But anyways, back to the story."[/glow]
At that point, Deadpool vanished from view, and the machine started to act normal again.
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"That guy's pretty loopy, isn't he?"Dev asked
Before anyone could answer, Carnage came in via teleporting. His face was bright red, and his nose was partially flattened.
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Post by ganondorf2 on Aug 1, 2012 13:48:30 GMT -5
Ganondorf wondered about that.
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Post by chaostro101 on Aug 1, 2012 13:50:55 GMT -5
"Hi Carny!"Organna greeted, then asked,"Why is your nose-"
He brought up a frying pan with a dent shaped like his face. At that point his right eye twitched, and he began to foam at the mouth in anger.
"Um...."said Dev, not exactly sure of what to do or say about Carnage's current disposition
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Post by ganondorf2 on Aug 1, 2012 13:53:08 GMT -5
"Wait...Deadpool did that, didn't he?" Ganondorf asked.
"Ooh, this got ugly quick..." G2 said.
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Post by chaostro101 on Aug 1, 2012 14:15:34 GMT -5
"So, Nana-Ninja man did that to you?"Organna asked
[glow=red,2,300]"Yes! The bastard in the red leotards hit me with this....wait, what??"[/glow]Carnage had snapped, only to become confused by Organna's description of Deadpool
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Post by ganondorf2 on Aug 1, 2012 14:18:53 GMT -5
"Don't mind her, he tried to take me down too, however Omega distracted him," Ganondorf said.
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Post by chaostro101 on Aug 1, 2012 14:29:39 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"So Omega killed him..."[/glow]Carnage began, eyes continuing to twitch as he wiped away the foam from his mouth,[glow=red,2,300]RIGHT?!!"[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on Aug 1, 2012 14:31:44 GMT -5
"I said 'distracted' not kill, though I found out he's harder then I thought to actually take out."
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Post by chaostro101 on Aug 1, 2012 14:38:17 GMT -5
It was at that point Carnage unleashed a loud, infurriated scream. He startled both Dev and Organna at this point. [glow=red,2,300]"Why the hell are you letting him get away with this?!!"[/glow]
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Elsewhere, Deadpool's cellphone began to ring.
As he answered it, he said,[glow=red,2,300]"Howdy! Can't come to the phone right now, so please leave a name and-HA!! Just kidding! Who is this?"[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]"Is the clone dead?"[/glow]a british voice asked on the other end
[glow=red,2,300]"What is this? The tea and buiscuits hotline??"[/glow]Deadpool asked
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Post by ganondorf2 on Aug 1, 2012 14:41:15 GMT -5
"He amuses me, what can I say?" Ganondorf said.
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Post by chaostro101 on Aug 2, 2012 22:23:30 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"Is the clone dead?"[/glow]the voice on the other end asked
[glow=red,2,300]"Oh, krsht! Sorry I-krsht-can't-krsht call la-krhst!"[/glow]Deadpool replied, right before hanging up the phone,[glow=red,2,300]"Friggen prank callers..."[/glow]
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[glow=red,2,300]"What is so d**n funny about him?! He's a friggen menace! He busted into my apartment twice!!"[/glow]
"Yeah....and you've busted into Chaostro's mansion fifteen times this month..."Dev shot back, getting a little annoyed
"Carny, is it possible that you feel threatened by Deadpool because he acts so much like you?"Organna asked with a thoughtful expression on her face,"Not to mention that everyone else admires him for the way he acts. Are you jealous of that?"
Carnage and Dev stood there, both with blank looks on their faces as they stared at Organna in disbelief for what she had said.
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Post by ganondorf2 on Aug 2, 2012 22:53:38 GMT -5
Ganondorf laughs and said, "It's possible," then thought, "I knew she was smarter then she looked."
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Post by chaostro101 on Aug 2, 2012 23:14:32 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"N-No it's not! Shut up man!"[/glow]Carnage shot back, totally confirming what everyone else thought
That was when Deadpool appeared from a small red flash and said,[glow=red,2,300]"Hey guys! How's it going?"[/glow]
He soon saw Carnage, who said through gritted teeth,[glow=red,2,300]"You dirty rat...."[/glow]
For a moment, Deadpool stood there tapping his chin. Finally, after three seconds, he snapped his fingers and said,[glow=red,2,300]"Oh wait! I know who you're supposed to be: James Cagney!"[/glow]
Carnage screamed, foaming at the mouth once more and took off running at Deadpool, who stood there, calmly waiting for the psycho to get closer. When close enough, he brought up his right fist, which was now covered with a big boxing glove, and delivered a powerful right hook that knocked Carnage off of his feet.
[glow=red,2,300]"Ol'e, pan face!"[/glow]he exclaimed with intense enthusiasm
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Post by ganondorf2 on Aug 2, 2012 23:18:23 GMT -5
Ganon bursts out laughing to that as did G2.
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Post by chaostro101 on Aug 2, 2012 23:22:07 GMT -5
While Carnage lay on the floor in a daze, Deadpool walked over to the clone and asked,[glow=red,2,300]"Say, you know anyone with a british accent?"[/glow]
"Uh oh...."Organna said, knowing who he meant.
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Post by ganondorf2 on Aug 2, 2012 23:42:50 GMT -5
"How did he talk to you?" Ganondorf asked.
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Post by chaostro101 on Aug 5, 2012 15:44:00 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"Oh, well he was all like " 'Ello govnah, care to spoot mah wares?","[/glow]Deadpool said, doing a poor imitation of a british accent,[glow=red,2,300]"Oh, and he asked if I killed the clone yet."[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on Aug 5, 2012 15:47:46 GMT -5
"Thought so, just making sure," Ganondorf said, a little annoyed, but not at Deadpool.
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