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Post by chaostro101 on Jul 22, 2012 15:19:33 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"NO! I meant how do I capture him and/or kill him?"[/glow]Deadpool asked
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jul 22, 2012 15:28:37 GMT -5
"Note what I said," G2 said, hinting his speed and power are things he does to avoid or escape, "Beware if you do though."
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Post by chaostro101 on Jul 22, 2012 15:31:42 GMT -5
Deadpool then began to scribble in his notepad. Upon finishing, he chucked it off the edge of the balcony, letting it fall all the way to the ground,[glow=red,2,300]"Anyways...what else is there to do around here?"[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jul 22, 2012 15:36:16 GMT -5
"Well we have our jobs. Bounty hunting more then anything, so it's quiet right now."
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Post by chaostro101 on Jul 22, 2012 15:40:16 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"Or pissing other people off..."[/glow]he said with a sly smirk under his mask, remembering his earlier altercation with Carnage.
Suddenly, the doorbell rang at the front of the castle. "Dev and Organna have arrived, Miss G2." the computer system announced
[glow=red,2,300]"Dev and who?"[/glow]Deadpool asked G2
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jul 22, 2012 15:50:21 GMT -5
"Friends of ours. Excuse me," she said and walked off, before opening the doors.
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Post by chaostro101 on Jul 22, 2012 15:55:07 GMT -5
When she opened the door, the two were standing in front of her.
"What's up G2?"Dev asked,"Is Ganondorf around?"
"We're bored and don't know what else to do...we tried playing checkers....but that didn't go so well..."Organna added, touching her two index fingers and looking off to the side as if she was hiding something
"I told you they weren't candy..."Dev said to his girlfriend
"My stomach still hurts..."Organna replied, rubbing her stomach
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jul 22, 2012 16:01:39 GMT -5
G2 laughs at that and said, "If only though right?"
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Post by chaostro101 on Jul 22, 2012 16:07:20 GMT -5
That's when Deadpool walked in, causing Organna to jump in fright,"G2! There's a nana behind you!"
Deadpool and Dev looked at Organna in confusion.
"Baby, don't you mean 'ninja'? There's a 'ninja' behind G2?"Dev asked her, trying to figure out exactly what she meant
After a moment of pause, Organna replied with,"Aren't ninjas those elderly women that look after little kids and walk around with canes?"
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jul 22, 2012 16:11:09 GMT -5
G2 laughs hard and said, "Wrong order! Nana's take care of kids."
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Post by chaostro101 on Jul 22, 2012 16:17:30 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"Not the sharpest sword on the wall, is she?"[/glow]Deadpool asked G2
When Organna heard that, her eyes became wide and teary,"W-What are you saying...?"
[glow=red,2,300]"Oh sorry! I didn't mean for that to come out-"[/glow]Deadpool began, about to explain his difficulty with keeping his mouth shut, when Organna tried to hold back tears
"A-A-Are you saying I'm not smart???"she asked as the tears started to force their way out
Dev did his best to calm her down. Even Deadpool said,[glow=red,2,300]"No wait, I really didn't mean that!!"[/glow]
Organna's hands quickly turned into massive three pronged claws, with which she screamed in anger, and punched Deadpool with great force, sending him somewhere within the castle.
"GET BACK HERE YOU MEANIE!!!"Organna screamed as she ran inside after the merc
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jul 22, 2012 16:23:36 GMT -5
"Forgot to warn him..." I thought then shouts, "Stop! He can't help it!"
Ganondorf was outside and said to himself, "The true test of him speaking before thinking."
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Post by chaostro101 on Jul 22, 2012 16:30:07 GMT -5
"Organna, ya got to calm down!!"Dev called out as he followed G2
When they found them, Organna had Deadpool in a head lock, and was strangling the life out of him.
"Stop being mean!!"She said as she bared her fangs at her captive
[glow=red,2,300]"GET YOUR PAWS OFF OF ME YOU-*choking sound*-DELICATE LITTLE FLOWER!!!"[/glow]he said, in a vain attempt to calm Organna down
The young monster girl then did a back flip, which transformed into a piledriver as she slammed Deadpool's head against the floor with a loud 'crack'.
"I'm not little!! I'm a big girl, meanie!!"she spat, then raised her massive claws over the merc's head
[glow=red,2,300]"Oh....this is gonna hurt..."[/glow]the merc said to himself when he saw her raise her claws
They collided against his face with a loud slam, causing bits of the floor to crack and kick up dust.
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jul 22, 2012 16:33:38 GMT -5
G2 shuts her eyes to that, and shouts, out of frustration, "That's enough!!"
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Post by chaostro101 on Jul 22, 2012 16:35:46 GMT -5
A moment later, Organna came out of the dust, tears still in her eyes, and said as she continued to sob,"H-He started it! *Sniff* He called me stupid!!"
A second later, Deadpool started coughing, and eventually said,[glow=red,2,300]"No...what I said was is....you know what? Never mind..."[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jul 22, 2012 16:43:17 GMT -5
"Best that way," G2 said to Deadpool.
"Geeze, trash the place too huh?" Ganondorf asked, walking in now.
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Post by chaostro101 on Jul 22, 2012 16:53:27 GMT -5
"I'm sorry..."she said at that point, realizing her anger went out of control again
Eventually, Deadpool walked out of the dust. His mask was torn to shreds, leaving his face to be revealed. Dev shuddered in disgust, whereas Organna turned and screamed when she saw his face. Her arms turned to claws again, which made Deadpool go,[glow=red,2,300]"Oh come on..."[/glow]
She uppercutted him, sending him crashing head first into the ceiling, leaving him suspended in mid air.
"STAY BACK ZOMBIE!!!"she screamed
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jul 22, 2012 16:58:10 GMT -5
"Give him a break! He looks that way because he had a rough life," Ganondorf said, laughing and flew up to see he get him free.
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Post by chaostro101 on Jul 26, 2012 15:08:46 GMT -5
A loud snapping sound was heard as Ganondorf pryed Deadpool from the ceiling.. Blood gushed out too, soon showing the clown that he had severed Deadpool's head. His body however continued to move, even clutching his neck stump.
[glow=red,2,300]"AAAARRRGGGHHH-THAT HURTS!!!!"[/glow]Deadpool shouted from the hole in the ceiling
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jul 26, 2012 15:14:13 GMT -5
"What the?!" Ganondorf said, then looks up, "He's like me!"
"Ah!" G2 shouts in surprise.
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Post by chaostro101 on Jul 26, 2012 15:17:28 GMT -5
Dev turned pale, whereas Organna simply fainted on the spot, causing Dev to turn.
[glow=red,2,300]"Why is everyone acting all dramatic now?!"[/glow]Deadpool asked from the hole in the ceiling,[glow=red,2,300]"Seriously, this agravating!!"[/glow]
His body started to fight for freedom, as if it suddenly had a mind of it's own, to which the merc shouted,[glow=red,2,300]"I'm going to try and roll my way down there! Whatever you do, don't let go of my body!!"[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jul 26, 2012 15:25:11 GMT -5
"If it settles down!" Ganondorf shouts back.
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Post by chaostro101 on Jul 26, 2012 15:38:53 GMT -5
It continued to fight, eventually starting wriggle it's way out of Ganondorf's grasp.
(brb, got to help my mom with something)
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jul 26, 2012 15:43:09 GMT -5
Ganondorf uses his mind at this point to hold it in place.
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Post by chaostro101 on Jul 26, 2012 15:50:44 GMT -5
Once it was being held by his mind, it stopped struggling, pulled out a top hat and cane and began to do some sort of jive.
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jul 26, 2012 15:53:50 GMT -5
Ganondorf laughs, but doesn't lose focus.
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Post by chaostro101 on Jul 28, 2012 12:12:45 GMT -5
Eventually, a soft thumping sound was heard. Deadpool's head was rolling down the stairs, thumping all the way. The body took notice of this, and stopped dancing.
[glow=red,2,300]"I'm gone from you for five seconds, and this is what you decided to do?!"[/glow]Deadpool asked his body
The body's response to this came in the form of shooting the bird at Deadpool.
[glow=red,2,300]"OY!!"[/glow]Deadpool cried out in alarm,[glow=red,2,300]"You are SO dead when I get up there!!"[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jul 28, 2012 13:46:15 GMT -5
"My body never does that," Ganondorf laughs
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Post by chaostro101 on Jul 28, 2012 13:53:52 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"Care to trade?"[/glow]Deadpool asked,[glow=red,2,300]"Naw, just kidding!"[/glow]
He rolled over to where his body was, but found that he was unable to jump, since he was only a head.
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Post by ganondorf2 on Jul 28, 2012 14:00:17 GMT -5
Ganondorf grabs the head then places it on the body the right way, and holds it till it healed over.
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