|
|
Post by The Melee Master on Jan 16, 2011 19:55:31 GMT -5
Edit: Unfortunately, the creator of Omegle announced it's closure November 9 2023, so this thread is officially defunct.
I wanted to keep this in a different thread so... Anyway, if you guys heard of this site, you'll know what it is. Just post conversations you had on the site here. Random convos are most recommended, but you can post any that you feel are interesting. Like always, cussing is still allowed, but more personal talks are not allowed to be posted! You know what I mean. Here's the link in case you guys are interested: omegle.com/And here's one I had last night. Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: asl You: ? Stranger: age gender location You: 20, female, not telling Stranger: why ? You: paranoid, i guess Stranger: i m male 22 from turkey Stranger: u indo ? You: i'm american Stranger: what are u doing ? You: lying on my bed with my laptop and mp3 player Stranger: same  Stranger: hobbies ? You: art, video games, music, photography You: you? Stranger: swimming ps3 cars You: cool! Stranger: what do u listen song ? You: random songs, really Stranger: favourite ?? You: song or band? Stranger: song You: i have so many favorites, i can't choose Stranger: Stranger: tell me once ? You: indestructible from disturbed Stranger: i download You: cool Stranger: have u bf ? You: no You: why? Stranger: wonder Stranger: Stranger: can u ask me question Stranger: Getting to know each other in Stranger: You: in what? Stranger: i dont know Stranger: u decided Stranger: whats your name ? You: sorry, not telling Stranger: why ? Stranger: my name is emre Stranger: are u there ?? You: yes Stranger: can u give me your msn adress Stranger: we talk on msn ? You: no Stranger:  Stranger: ok You: sorry Stranger: why ? You: i don't give out my msn to random people Stranger: i promise i dont give any people only we talk You: sorry dude Stranger: if u dont like my chat Stranger: u delete me ? Stranger: come on honey You: ...'honey'? You: SHUNNNNNN!!!!!! You have disconnected. |
|
|
|
Post by The Melee Master on Jan 16, 2011 20:08:16 GMT -5
I don't want to be the only one doing this now.  Stranger: Hey I'm a horny male You: >> << *Steals pie off window seal and runs* Your conversational partner has disconnected. I intended for him to leave anyway.  |
|
|
|
Post by ganondorf2 on Jan 16, 2011 20:12:26 GMT -5
LMAO!
|
|
|
|
Post by The Melee Master on Jan 16, 2011 20:23:17 GMT -5
Told ya the convos get random. ^^
This has to be the best convo I've had so far!! ...And yes, I still watch Spongebob...
Stranger: hey buddy
You: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Stranger: no sir this is the chum bucket
You: Oh, I thought this was Patrick
You: sorry, I'm just hyper right now
Stranger: no sir this is adam
Stranger: I just got this job
Stranger: its my first one really, how am I doing?
You: eh..........
You: great
Stranger: oh no here comes plankton
Stranger: "Good evening good sir, welcome to the chum bucket - the home of the best food and way better than Krappy Krab. How may I take your order?"
You: Uh...3000 orders of chum burgers to go...and a krabby patty
Stranger: ok sir please walk over to the cash register first
Stranger: OMG YOU STEPPED ON PLANKTON
Stranger: I....I think he's dead
You: yay, free chum!
Stranger: so this is what freedom feels like
You: lol!
Stranger: There was 10 cents in the cash register
Stranger: lets take it and go to the krusty krab
You: yay
Stranger: how much do they cost?
You: $25 last I heard
You: rip off
Stranger: seems reasonable
Stranger: do you think if I write 25 on this dime he'll mistake it for a $25 bill?
You: most likely
Stranger: I heard they have a squid working the cash
Stranger: everyone knows squids cant count and/or see
You: yep...
You: and they're grouchy
Stranger: well I wouldnt go that far
You: k
Stranger: quick get your sharpie out
You: why?
Stranger: to write 25 on this dime
Stranger: and maybe a moustache on posiedon on the back
Stranger: its gunna be really funny, trust me
You: *gets sharpie and draws on dime*
Stranger: YOU WROTE 55!!
You: Gah!
Stranger: there isnt a $55 dollar bill!!
You: ...I'm dead
Stranger: yeah man
Stranger: oh nuts I hear cops
Stranger: quick get in my '99 hyundai accent
Stranger: ill drive you to a safe house
You: how do I know I can trust you?
Stranger: ....because you stepped on plankton
Stranger: and I owe you my life
You: ...k *gets in*
Stranger: alright this baby goes at a speed of 30 km/h
Stranger: so youre gunna want to put on your seatbelt
You: *fastens belt*
Stranger: also I forgot to tell you
Stranger: I dont have my licence yet
You: .....sh*t
Stranger: here we go!
Stranger: so if I may ask
Stranger: whyd you go into the chum bucket instead of the krusty krab?
You: uh...lost my sense of direction
Stranger: they sell krusty krab maps all over bikini bottom
You: i didn't know, i'm new to the residence
Stranger: ah I see
Stranger: whered you come from
You: rock bottom
You: it's dark and cold there
Stranger: im also from a cold and dark place
You: where?
Stranger: Canada
You: sweet
Stranger: you ever heard of it?
You: yes
Stranger: thats rare
Stranger: nobody round these parts aint ever heard of Canada
Stranger: I can tell we're going to be friends
You: neat!
Stranger: btw, the safe house is in rock bottom
You: yat!
You: *Yay
Stranger: oh sh*t the cops are on us
Stranger: hold on while I go off this ramp!
You: holding!
Stranger: oh man! we landed in an office building!
You: crap
Stranger: hold on while I dodge these desks and people!
You: hold on to what?
Stranger: omg I drove out the window onto a helicopter!
Stranger: hold on while I fly this baby to freedom!
You: holding
Stranger: no way! I flew right into a bridge as it was opening up!
Stranger: we're going to have to jump, here take this parachute
You: Gah! *takes it*
Stranger: alright on my count, jump
Stranger: 3 .........
Stranger: 2.....................
Stranger: ONE!
Stranger: JUMP
You: *Jumps*
Stranger: I see rock bottom
Stranger: youre going to have to use the parachute to control the wind to get there
You: ok
Stranger: no youre going the opposite direction!
You: where?
Stranger: towards Canada!
Stranger: ....my home
You: *smashes into a rock*
You: .....Ow....
Stranger: are you alright?
You: my mouth is bleeding and I lost some teeth....
You: but otherwise yes
Stranger: here take this bandaid
You: how's a bandaid going to fix my mouth?
You: eat it?
Stranger: I knew youd figure it out
You: oh dear
Stranger: what?
You: nothing *eats bandaid*
You: better than chum...
Stranger: heh kid
Stranger: thats my line
You: lol
Stranger: it looks like were in the middle of nowhere
Stranger: but there arent any cops, we can camp here for the night
You: sounds cool
You: except
You: i'm not prepared
Stranger: we can use our parachutes as tents
You: sounds good
Stranger: so I gotta say
Stranger: this is probably the best first day on the job ever
You: sweet!
Stranger: you like kelp?
You: as long as it's not kelp shakes...
Stranger: i make a mean kelp shak- oh
You: i don't want to turn into a furry monster!
Stranger: I hear ya
Stranger: shhh
Stranger: do you hear that?
You: hear what?
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: its jellyfish!
You: ...did ya bring your jellyfishing net?
Stranger: you dont understand, the jellyfish in rock bottom are lethal
Stranger: we gotta get out of here
You: lead the way
Stranger: can you make a car out of sand and kelp?
You: you bet ya *does so*
Stranger: wow, im impressed
Stranger: whered you learn that
You: years of Squidwards boring art school finally pays off
Stranger: heh I also took that class
Stranger: I read on a dumpster that he smells
You: GOOD
Stranger: and it's totally true
Stranger: alright, you drive
You: Uh...k *takes wheel*
Stranger: woah watch out for those school children!
Stranger: theres so many! its the middle of the night, school isnt even on this doesnt make any sense!
You: ....did I mention my license was recently revoked?
You: heh heh...uh...
Stranger: why was it revoked?
You: too many recks for not pay-ahh!!
Stranger: ahhhh!!
Stranger: the school children! you hit all of them!
You: ...not paying attention....
Stranger: meh, they had it comin anyway
You: hope no one witnessed that
Stranger: all the ones who did are dead now
Stranger: except me
You: and me
You: you take the wheel this time
Stranger: alright
Stranger: i never caught your name
You: Uh...Alec *Not my real name*
Stranger: well Alec I have something I gotta tell ya
Stranger: my name isnt really Adam
Stranger: its Lieutenant Adam
Stranger: I am the chief of police
Stranger: remember when you asked "how can I trust you"?
Stranger: well, you shouldnt have
Stranger: the safe house in rock bottom is actually a prison
Stranger: youre goin away for a long time bud
You: .....Tarter Sauce...
Stranger: aint no tarter sauce in jail
You: there goes my perfect record of not going to jail
Stranger: yeah, its what led the entire police force to come up with this scheme
Stranger: youre the most wanted person alive
You: NANI?!
Stranger: even the president helped with this scheme
Stranger: the reason why you walked into the chum bucket instead of the krusty krab wasnt because you lost your sense of direction
Stranger: it was because you were drugged
Stranger: you didnt know what you were doing
You: i don't take drugs
Stranger: not willingly
Stranger: it was slipped in your drink
Stranger: im sorry alec, but the time has finally come
Stranger: OH NO A ROCK!
Stranger: *smash*
You: ow....ow....I was going to ask what I did....
Stranger: alec....I dont think I'm going to make it
Stranger: this crash hurt me up real bad
Stranger: but ....i have one last thing to tell you
Stranger: al......al...alec....listen
You: what'd I do?
Stranger: listen alec.....to this...last thing...i have to say...
You: out with it, man!
Stranger: c......c........ca....can...
Stranger: canada...isnt real
Stranger: *dies*
You: .....I still wanna know what I did.... Oh well
You: I'm free!!!
Then I left cause I never got a response. And Alec isn't my real name, either.
|
|
|
|
Post by ganondorf2 on Jan 16, 2011 20:34:45 GMT -5
That was a long one too.
|
|
|
|
Post by The Melee Master on Jan 16, 2011 20:41:20 GMT -5
If they're interesting enough, they're willing to stay. And...the 1st thing that everyone asks: Male or Female? Sheesh... You: hi Stranger: Hey You: so...what's up? Stranger: M/f You: f Stranger: Not much just laying down listening to music You: why? You: oh Stranger: Just Stranger: What about u You: on laptop listening to mp3 player You: ...at 3:32AM You:  Stranger: Cool so what do you want to talk about You: not sure Stranger: Oh You: anything you want to talk about? Stranger: Idk either lol You: lol Stranger: What are you listening to You: disturbed You: Indestructible Stranger: Oh never heard oh it You: Never heard of Disturbed? Stranger: Nope You: hmm...odd, but ok Stranger: Yup how old are you You: 20 You: you? Your conversational partner has disconnected. ----- Suspicions for me were raised after he/she disconnected. |
|
|
|
Post by ganondorf2 on Jan 16, 2011 20:43:07 GMT -5
Oh boy... |
|
|
|
Post by The Melee Master on Jan 16, 2011 21:18:05 GMT -5
There was also a convo I was in and the person, being male, was a bit of a pervert. Well, I'm not the flirty type, but hoping to drive him away, I decided to play along anyway in case he was kidding. ...Then things got too uncomfortable for me, and after he asked to do a webcam chat, I disconnected. Bad news for him: My webcam is currently connected to my main computer, which is still blocked off by stuff. Ha ha! ;D And no, I didn't copy the conversation. I need opinions: what if I were to make a rule stating that dirty conversations are allowed as long as the dirty word or sentence is blacked out (with black letters of course)? |
|
|
|
Post by ganondorf2 on Jan 17, 2011 17:41:26 GMT -5
Or none at all, I would have disconnected right there and then.
|
|
|
|
Post by The Melee Master on Jan 17, 2011 18:37:18 GMT -5
I'm asking because...well...I'll show it just this once (it's blacked out below).
Stranger: When you grow a PEAR you can call me back.
You: I'm a girl.....
Stranger: Me too! Small world.
You: Yep
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
|
|
|
|
Post by ganondorf2 on Jan 17, 2011 18:42:14 GMT -5
Like I said...
|
|
|
|
Post by The Melee Master on Jan 17, 2011 18:48:45 GMT -5
All right, I guess I can make a rule stating to keep it clean, though cussing can still be allowed as long as there are no obvious words.
|
|
|
|
Post by ganondorf2 on Jan 17, 2011 19:09:08 GMT -5
I hope nothing too bad.
|
|
|
|
Post by The Melee Master on Jan 17, 2011 22:44:27 GMT -5
Stranger: heey You: Hi Stranger: asl?/ You: 20, female, usa You: you? Stranger: :/ 16 - F - Brazil Nice too meet youu cute, xoxo ! :DDD You: k... Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
|
|
|
Post by ganondorf2 on Jan 18, 2011 7:08:15 GMT -5
Weird...
|
|
|
|
Post by The Melee Master on Jan 22, 2011 16:51:49 GMT -5
The next convo in my wordpad document is perverted, so I won't post it. I DID black out a word here, though. It's not bad, but...just go nuts that I finally did this, all right? ;D
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: female
Stranger: k..
Stranger: frm?
You: usa
Stranger: wats ur name?
You: Rachel
Stranger: i'm prince...
You: nice name
Stranger: thx...
Stranger: wat u do?
Stranger: i mean r u a stdnt?
You: no
Stranger: then
Stranger: u dere...?
You: yes
Stranger: r u in facebook?
You: no
Stranger: can i've ur id?
You: don't have a facebook account
Stranger: ny mail id??
You: no
You have disconnected.
I lied. I DO have a Facebook account, but I don't give it out to just ANYONE.
|
|
|
|
Post by ganondorf2 on Jan 22, 2011 17:17:20 GMT -5
Nice...  |
|
|
|
Post by The Melee Master on Jan 22, 2011 17:33:08 GMT -5
I don't give my mail and stuff to just ANYONE, ESPECIALLY to one who needs spelling and typing lessons. ...Yeah, finally got the guts to show my real name here. What do you think of it?
And that was my last convo. I might get on it again tonight, but we'll see.
|
|
|
|
Post by ganondorf2 on Jan 22, 2011 17:41:05 GMT -5
Nice name. |
|
|
|
Post by The Melee Master on Feb 11, 2011 17:15:47 GMT -5
Thank you. I took a long break from there, and decided to get back on it last night. I got a few to post. You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: als? You: 20, us, female Stranger: 18 male Stranger: indai You: cool! Stranger: u name? You: rachel Stranger: i am tarun. You: nice name! Stranger: in gujrat You: cool Stranger: 143 You: huh? Stranger: i love u Stranger: will u You: ...I don't know you... Stranger: ok Stranger: howmany time sex in your life You: virgin Stranger: i am not virgin Stranger: figer size? You: huh? Stranger: hello You: ? Stranger: frd You: what? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Um...is anyone as confused as I am? And why do I always get the weird ones from India?? |
|
|
|
Post by ganondorf2 on Feb 11, 2011 17:36:33 GMT -5
It doesn't have to be there... |
|
|
|
Post by The Melee Master on Feb 11, 2011 19:13:12 GMT -5
Yeah, but... You: yo Stranger: hi You: so...what's up? Stranger: not much Stranger: you? You: same You: bored Stranger: nothing personal, but i dont plan on improving your situation Your conversational partner has disconnected. .....What?  |
|
|
|
Post by ganondorf2 on Feb 11, 2011 19:34:30 GMT -5
Good grief....
|
|
|
|
Post by The Melee Master on Feb 11, 2011 19:38:04 GMT -5
Stranger: Hello my sexy superman You: Hi Stranger: I am female. 20 years old. Where are you from? You: usa Stranger: I am from California... very sexy and honey... . Do you have naked photos?? to be honest I am very hornyyy You: ...are you horny enough to know that I'm a straight 20 year old female? Stranger: If you promise to send yours I can send you mine You: Ok... Stranger: give me your email or I can give you the link where you can see my photos. Do you have account in adultfriendfidner??? You: ...No and no. Good day! You have disconnected. I personally think that was a spambot anyway. |
|
|
|
Post by ganondorf2 on Feb 11, 2011 19:41:45 GMT -5
Also I'd be weirded out...
|
|
|
|
Post by The Melee Master on Feb 11, 2011 19:43:49 GMT -5
The more I go onto Omegle, the more boring and perverted convos I get. Geeze... So I struck back.
Stranger: Hi horny male here
You: Head On: Apply directly to the forehead. Head On: Apply directly to the forehead. Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Ha ha! ;D
|
|
|
|
Post by ganondorf2 on Feb 11, 2011 19:46:29 GMT -5
LOL! Nice! That made him shut up! ;D
|
|
|
|
Post by The Melee Master on Feb 11, 2011 19:54:01 GMT -5
I was thinking of doing those kind of things when I get into a convo like that. What do you think of the idea?
|
|
|
|
Post by ganondorf2 on Feb 11, 2011 20:00:57 GMT -5
To shut them up? Sure.
|
|
|
|
Post by The Melee Master on Feb 11, 2011 20:07:42 GMT -5
Bingo. This one is another factor. I tend to leave if things get TOO weird, like I said before, but this...I jumped on the bandwagon. Couple words are blacked out just in case.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f....?
You: f
Stranger: hmm nice
Stranger: m here
Stranger: age
You: 20
Stranger: hmm me 22
Stranger: where r u frm
You: usa
Stranger: hmm cool
Stranger: do u like sex
You: i'm a virgin
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ok k
Stranger: u like it or not....?
You: I own a horse
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Anytime someone says that, the other person leaves. I STILL don't understand that meme, but what the hell? So I decided to ask the next person the meaning of it, and luckily he was mature enough to stick around and respond, but he didn't know either. And no, the convo for that wasn't copied. I forgot.
|
|
