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Post by chaostro101 on May 13, 2012 14:53:48 GMT -5
"Not to mention that Carnage fighting anyone other than me means that I can at least take a break..."he said with a sigh of relief
[glow=red,2,300]"So it's settled then! I'm gonna murder me a bounty hunter!"[/glow]Deadpool said, keeping his excitement high
"Actually I think Carnage thinks of himself as a mercenary..."Chaostro said after thinking about it
Two of the chords on Deadpool's guitar suddenly broke, causing the Merc with a Mouth to look at Chaostro and shock and a little anger,[glow=red,2,300]"Say what....?"[/glow]
"Not to mention he isn't very honorable....plus he swears worse than any sailor you'll ever meet."he continued, causing two more chords to snap on the guitar
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 13, 2012 14:57:11 GMT -5
"Oh boy," G2 said.
"Want me to fix that?" Ganondorf then asked.
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Post by chaostro101 on May 13, 2012 14:59:32 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"Not before I ram this guitar up that copy cat's arse!!"[/glow]Deadpool declared in anger as he started to leave to find Carnage,[glow=red,2,300]"Teach him to steal my gimmick!!"[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 13, 2012 15:04:56 GMT -5
"Oh dear..." G2 said.
"This I got to see," the clone said.
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Post by chaostro101 on May 13, 2012 15:18:19 GMT -5
"Summon up some popcorn, and let's go!"Chaostro said to Ganondorf with excitement
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Carnage hopped out of bed, wearing only a pair of boxer shorts on. Sleepiness still in his eyes, he stumbled into the bathroom and grabbed his scarlet bathrhobes marked with a large yellow 'C'.
He then made his way into the living room of his apartment, and sat quietly in his recliner. Unbeknownst to him however, Deadpool rose up from behind the recliner with a sledgehammer in his hands.
[glow=red,2,300]"Stop."[/glow]Deadpool whispered to Carnage, waking the young man up and turning to face Deadpool, who now raised the hammer high above his head,[glow=red,2,300]"Hammer time!"[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 13, 2012 15:20:29 GMT -5
The clone does that, then teleports everyone there.
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Post by chaostro101 on May 13, 2012 15:24:21 GMT -5
Chaostro started eating the popcorn as he watched Deadpool take a swing at Carnage, only to have the teen duck out of the way in the nick of time.
[glow=red,2,300]"What the **** is going on?!"[/glow]Carnage shouted as he entered a fighting stance
Deadpool twirled the hammer with both hands and said,[glow=red,2,300]"Copyright infringement of the worse kind, that's what!"[/glow]
Carnage turned to Ganondorf, G2 and Chaostro and said,[glow=red,2,300]"Who the hell is this dirtbag?!"[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 13, 2012 17:12:08 GMT -5
"His name's Deadpool. He's also a merc," Ganondorf said simply.
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Post by chaostro101 on May 16, 2012 11:13:59 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"And what the hell kind of business does he have in my apartment?!"[/glow]Carnage shouted
[glow=red,2,300]"I told you, copyright infringement of the worst kind!"[/glow]Deadpool said, then quickly turned to Ganondorf and the others and said,[glow=red,2,300]"Seesh, it's like the lights are on but nobody's home!"[/glow]
Carnage's right eye began to twitch out of anger at that point, running off to somewhere in the apartment. This of course grabbed Deadpool's attention, causing the merc to chase after Carnage.
Chaostro quietly ate his popcorn as he watched the two run off. Somewhere deeper in the apartment, loud crashing and banging was heard.
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 16, 2012 11:22:31 GMT -5
"Oh dear..." G2 said.
Ganondorf crosses his arms and sports a smirk.
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Post by chaostro101 on May 16, 2012 11:28:48 GMT -5
Eventually Carnage came running back, now fully dressed in his usual attire, sunglasses and all. He took aim with his gunblades, waiting for Deadpool to round the corner. "Wait...how'd you get dressed so fast?"Chaostro asked, a little impressed with Carnage [glow=red,2,300] "Speed and practice, jack a**!"[/glow]Carnage shouted to his brother,[glow=red,2,300] "I always plan ahead for s*** like this![/glow] That was when Deadpool returned, causing Carnage to take aim as he cautiously backed away from the rical merc. Suddenly Deadpool pulled up a stereo from his pouch and said,[glow=red,2,300] "Hang on a sec! If we're gonna continue, we'll need the right music!"[/glow] He placed the stereo on a nearby coffee table, pressed play, and as soon as the music started, he whipped out a pair of katanas and threw himself at Carnage. (When you hear it, you will see how well it fits XD ) www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 16, 2012 11:34:22 GMT -5
(I know that song too lol)
G2 and Ganondorf burst out laughing.
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Post by chaostro101 on May 16, 2012 11:40:25 GMT -5
Chaostro almost started to choke on some of his popcorn, as he too began laughing.
Deadpool took a quick swing at Carnagem where the young merc ducked and swiped at Deadpool's chest, who also dodged the incoming attack. For added effect, Carnage pulled the triggers of his gunblades, sending out a few shots at his opponent, only to watch as Deadpool deflected the bullets away with quick, precise swipes from his katanas.
At one point, Deadpool slammed his foot into Carnage's chest, sending the warrior over a nearbye couch. Carnage managed to roll over, but then pinned his back to the couch and began to use it as cover when Deadpool sheathed one of his swords and pulled out a machine pistol, turning the couch into a pile of splintered wood and singed cotton.
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 16, 2012 11:45:17 GMT -5
The rest of us watch, with interest.
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Post by chaostro101 on May 16, 2012 11:54:58 GMT -5
Chaostro continued to silently eat his popcorn.
Carnage c0cked his gunblades, allowing them to cool off and automatically reload. Deadpool on the other hand eventually ran out of bullets with the gun in his hand. Quickly, he tossed it aside and grabbed another one, and took aim just as Carnage popped up with his gunblades.
Deadpool waited for Carnage to make a move, but became confused when Carnage started to lower his guns. It wasn't until deadpool heard the music coming from the steroe starting to sound as if it were melting.
The merc with a mouth turned to see a frazzle-haired Delilah, wearing only a black tank top and pajama pants. She had placed her hand on the stereo, which had caused it to melt, along with the mix tape inside. Her eyes were wide and filled with anger as she glared at Carnage and Deadpool as well as the bullet holes in the walls, as well as the demolished couch.
[glow=red,2,300]"Aw, man!"[/glow]Deadpool said to Delilah, not sharing Carnage's petrified fear,[glow=red,2,300]"Do you know how hard it is to find a cassette tape in this day and age?"[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]"Shut. Up."[/glow]was all that Delilah said, with a low, gutteral snarl
Deadpool's eyes became wide, as he had just then felt the same fear Carnage had, [glow=red,2,300]"Yes'm...."[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 16, 2012 11:57:40 GMT -5
"Here we go..." G2 said with a smirk.
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Post by chaostro101 on May 16, 2012 12:03:30 GMT -5
Delilah's attention quickly turned to Carnage and asked in a calm, but angry tone,[glow=red,2,300]"What did you do...?"[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]"How the hell is this my fault?!"[/glow]he shot back at her
[glow=red,2,300]"Anything that goes on in this apartment is usually your fault, stupid."[/glow]she said, fire covering her eyes,[glow=red,2,300]"I know because you're ninety-five percent of the reason why I have to take medication to lower my blood pressure!"[/glow]
"Um, Delilah..."Chaostro interrupted,"Technically this isn't Carnage's fault...we're the ones that told Deadpool about Carnage....after that he moved in to attack him."
Delilah turned to Deadpool at that point, fire still in her eyes.
[glow=red,2,300]"Hi...the name's Deadpool and I-"[/glow]was as far as he got before Delilah interrupted him and asked,[glow=red,2,300]"Didn't I tell you to shut up?"[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]"Shutting up..."[/glow]Deadpool announced, eyes wincing with unease at Delilah
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 16, 2012 12:06:14 GMT -5
Ganondorf watches this unfold as he sat down in a chair.
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Post by chaostro101 on May 16, 2012 12:17:23 GMT -5
Chaostro quietly offered Ganondorf some popcorn.
[glow=red,2,300]"Why is this ninja reject going after you?"[/glow]she asked her brother, covering her eyes to douse the flames and try to calm down a little
[glow=red,2,300]"He keeps saying it's because of copyright infringement....whatever the hell that means."[/glow]
She looked at her brother in confusion as she asked,[glow=red,2,300]"What?! Copyright infringement?! He had a legal issue and decided to turn our apartment into swiss cheese?!"[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]"I'll admit...looking back on it now that idea wasn't very gouda"[/glow]Deadpool said, and began to snicker,[glow=red,2,300]"Get it? Swiss cheese? Gouda??"[/glow]
Delilah popped her knuckles, and started to make her way to Deadpool, her eyes lighting up with fire again.
[glow=red,2,300]"Sorry, it's a force of habbit...."[/glow]he began to step away as she drew closer,[glow=red,2,300]"Even if I myself want to shut up, I can't shut up!"[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 16, 2012 12:21:03 GMT -5
Ganondorf takes some and said, "Thanks."
G2 rolls her eyes to that, but lets it be.
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Post by chaostro101 on May 18, 2012 14:30:15 GMT -5
(I'm having too much fun as Deadpool XD)
[glow=red,2,300]"If you want, I could kill him another-"[/glow]was as far as he got before Delilah conjured a fireball in her hands, and slammed it into Deadpool, causing it to explode and propelling the merc through a window, causing him to crash through it.
She then turned to her brother and said,[glow=red,2,300]"Clean this place up!"[/glow]
She then started to walk away, heading back to her room.
"She sounded mad..."Chaostro said to Carnage
[glow=red,2,300]"Pain....!"[/glow]Deadpool exclaimed as he started to climb back into the room from the broken window, shards of glass sticking out of his masked face,[glow=red,2,300]"So much pain!"[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 18, 2012 15:07:55 GMT -5
(sorry, if I'm slow. Doing another things at the same time)
Ganondorf laughs a little.
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Post by chaostro101 on May 20, 2012 9:24:59 GMT -5
"Are you ok?"Chaostro asked, showing a look of concern for the merc
[glow=red,2,300]"Oh yeah, this is a papercut compared to what I usually get..."[/glow] he said, pulling out one of the shards of glass as he hung from the demolished window,then quickly shifted his attention to Carnage,[glow=red,2,300]"So, maybe I was a little too hasty in attacking. If you want I can postpone your death and kill you on-"[/glow]
Carnage pulled up one of his gunblades, took aim and fired, nailing Deadpool in the center of his forehead, leaving a smoking bullet hole in the center of the merc's mask.
Deadpool hung from the window, now limp, appearing to be dead. Carnage walked over to the merc, checking to make sure that he really was dead, but at the last second Deadpool reared up again and said as he reached out to Carnage,[glow=red,2,300]"Brrraaaiiiinnnss!!"[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]"What the fu-!!"[/glow]Carnage exclaimed in surprise, causing him to jump back
Deadpool began to laugh at this point,[glow=red,2,300]"Hah! Oh man, you should've seen the look on your face!"[/glow]
The merc began to laugh even harder, but began to lose his balance and started to fall from the window,[glow=red,2,300]"Hahaha!! Haha-waaaaaggggghhhhhgodd*mnkeyboard!!!!!!!"[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 20, 2012 9:35:31 GMT -5
This surprised my team including Ganondorf.
"....Awsome," the clone said, liking this a lot.
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Post by chaostro101 on May 20, 2012 9:45:58 GMT -5
Chaostro broke out laughing at that point, sharing the clone's amusement. Carnage however shifted his attention toward them and said,[glow=red,2,300]"Are you a**holes still here?! GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT!!"[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 20, 2012 9:55:58 GMT -5
Ganondorf and G2 leave, but the clone chuckles still.
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Post by chaostro101 on May 20, 2012 10:00:38 GMT -5
Chaostro began to wipe away the tears in his eyes, as he had been laughing very hard from the event between Carnage and Deadpool. As the trio walked out, they noticed that Deadpool had vanished.
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 20, 2012 10:04:26 GMT -5
"Hm?" Ganondorf sounded, then said to the others, "I'm the target again...or not?"
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Post by chaostro101 on May 20, 2012 10:07:16 GMT -5
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 20, 2012 10:14:07 GMT -5
"Uh oh..." Ganondorf said, then thought about it, "Should I stop him?"
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