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Post by chaostro101 on May 2, 2012 15:47:14 GMT -5
"Crap!"the first thug said, grabbed the stranger by the collar of his trench coat and said,"Time for you to do what you've been paid for!!"
The stranger tried to escape from being grabbed,[glow=red,2,300]"I'll help in a sec, I gotta shoot this guy at the keyboard fir-HEY!!"[/glow],but his attempt was in vain as he was pulled in the direction of the previous thug who had screamed
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 2, 2012 15:50:54 GMT -5
(lol XD)
The boss was on the ground, hand cuffed and just before they entered, a large shadow vanishes.
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Post by chaostro101 on May 2, 2012 16:00:17 GMT -5
The two thugs pulled out their guns after shoving the stranger forward in order for him to do his thing. The two thugs looked around the room for the shadow that had just vanished.
[glow=red,2,300]"Oh jeese,"[/glow]the stranger replied in anger,[glow=red,2,300]"Like they are really stupid enough to NOT help their boss, because having an extra set of man power is too unsportsman-like!"[/glow]
"We'll help'em in a sec, loud mouth!"the second thug said,"Just do your job and help us find Ganondorf!"
[glow=red,2,300]"And since when the heck has Ganondorf ever been a good guy anyway, missy?!"[/glow] he called out to the shadows in further aggitation
"Will you shut up!!"the first thug said in an angry whisper as he turned to the stranger,"How can we even concentrate on finding this guy if you don't shut up?!"
[glow=red,2,300]"You've never read my comics before, have you?"[/glow]the stranger asked, nonchalantly,[glow=red,2,300]"Oh, by the way: heads up."[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 2, 2012 16:05:33 GMT -5
They here muffled shouts a moment later and once they turn a corner, many of the other men were tied up.
"Does that answer your question, stupid?" one man shouted at the stranger, "They guy is so quick, you could be tied up, before you even notice anything."
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Post by chaostro101 on May 2, 2012 16:13:54 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"I know, just ask this guy!"[/glow]the stranger said as he pointed to the first thug, who was now unconscious as well as handcuffed like the rest,[glow=red,2,300]"Besides, I'm better of letting him capture you all and meeting him in person."[/glow]
"Say what?!"the second thug had said in anger, aiming his gun at the stranger,"You thinking of turning on us?!"
[glow=red,2,300]"Why not?"[/glow]the stranger said with a shrug,[glow=red,2,300]"Your boss clearly can't give me the rest of what he promised, and I'm the only one not waving pistols around at some guy in the shadows."[/glow]
The stranger chuckled at what he had said, walking off to the right and added with,[glow=red,2,300]"You guys are literally running around with signs that say 'OOOH! Take me out next, take me out next!', meanwhile he still hasn't seen what I can do yet which puts me in the 'Best for Last' spot on this guy's calender!"[/glow]
In a split second after his explanation, he turned to the other thug that had yelled at him and said,[glow=red,2,300]"BTW, h3ds ^!! Ha, l33t sp33k baby!"[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 2, 2012 16:21:49 GMT -5
The guy shrugs to that before he spots Ganondorf about to take their boss away.
"Turn around guys..." he said.
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Post by chaostro101 on May 2, 2012 16:24:22 GMT -5
The second thug quickly aimed his gun at Ganondorf and started firing away. The stranger however watched quietly as he pulled out a bucket of popcorn from the inside of his trenchcoat,[glow=red,2,300]"Mmmm! Buttery!"[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 2, 2012 16:29:30 GMT -5
The clone dodges each shot easily then catches one, before flicking it away.
"Needs work, boys," he said.
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Post by chaostro101 on May 2, 2012 16:35:50 GMT -5
Eventually the thug had ran out of ammo, and decided to chuck the gun at Ganondorf. He then turned to the stranger said,"Do what you've been paid to do, darn it!!" The stranger sighed in aggitation,[glow=red,2,300] "Because the guy typed it.....and fine, I'll do something!"[/glow] He threw his trench coat at Ganondorf, and revealed to the clone what he looked like, twirling a pair of guns as he stood at the ready. 26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpxp9aboU61qepb8jo1_500.jpg[glow=red,2,300] "Wa-TAH!!"[/glow]he cried out,[glow=red,2,300] "Come rain or shine, yer gonna get shot, big boy!!"[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 2, 2012 16:41:30 GMT -5
"Interesting fellow..." Ganondorf thought, after he blocked the gun then crossed his arms.
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Post by chaostro101 on May 2, 2012 16:47:46 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"Your powers are no match for Deadpool's...."[/glow]the person began, pausing on purpose for a dramatic effect,[glow=red,2,300]"GUNS OF FURY!!"[/glow]
He pulled the triggers of both, only to watch in amazement that both ejected a single white flag with the word 'BANG!' sown into both.
[glow=red,2,300]"Oh crap...."[/glow]Deadpool said with the eyes in his mask becoming as wide as dinner plates
"What the....are you an assassin, or a comedian?!"the thug asked Deadpool
[glow=red,2,300]"Technically I'm a mercenery..."[/glow]Deadpool said, then stroked his forehead with one of the flags from being perplexed,[glow=red,2,300]"What worries me though is that right now some guy's birthday party isn't going so well...."[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 2, 2012 16:52:49 GMT -5
"At least you care that much," Ganondorf said then snapped his fingers and made the normal ones appear in his foes hands, "They weren't fired."
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Post by chaostro101 on May 2, 2012 16:58:13 GMT -5
The eyes of Deadpool's mask showed relief as he said,[glow=red,2,300]"Really?! That's good to hear, because as much as I love birthday surprises, ones that aren't mean to happen are-"[/glow]
"Will you shut up and shoot him?!!"the thug screamed, but cried out in pain when Deadpool took aim and grazed his left leg
[glow=red,2,300]"Don't interrupt me when I'm talking! Besides, it's 'Merc With A Mouth', not 'Thug Flapping His Lips'!!"[/glow]Deadpool shouted at the thug, shaking his gun angrily at him for interrupting
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 2, 2012 17:02:12 GMT -5
Ganondorf starts to laugh from this and thought, "I like this guy, he's funny. Deadpool, huh? I heard him from somewhere....where I don't know..." then said, "What were you saying before hand?"
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Post by chaostro101 on May 3, 2012 17:41:28 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"Well, before big mouth here started yammering,"[/glow]the merc continued,[glow=red,2,300]"*Sigh* I was saying that a light hearted surprise is fine, whereas a heavy duty one may not be a good choice in certain circles, like a loaded gun in place of a fake one..."[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 3, 2012 17:48:45 GMT -5
"True," he said, with a nod, then thought, "Chatty fellow...I don't mind though..."
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Post by chaostro101 on May 6, 2012 10:31:18 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"But then you have these guys who hired me for example...."[/glow]he said, turning to both of them,[glow=red,2,300]"They wanted me to hunt down 'Ganondorf', but there boss couldn't give me the rest of what he promised....therefore I have a surprise of my own."[/glow]
He then flipped over to the guard who he had shot in the legs, placed handcuffs over his wrists and finally slammed the flat of his hand into the guy's nose, knocking the guy over with a bloody nose, then added sound effects that Bruce Lee would use,[glow=red,2,300]"Waaaaaaaa-TAH! Suprirse! You're under arrest!!"[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 6, 2012 10:39:34 GMT -5
Ganondorf snickers a little until the leader woke up.
"Idiot! I could have given you hundreds of dollars for this!" he screamed.
"And to that...I'm gone!" the clone said then vanished.
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Post by chaostro101 on May 6, 2012 11:03:19 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"Out of the millions I already have for taking down scrubs like you?"[/glow]he asked, raising an eyebrow to the thug,[glow=red,2,300]"I'm gonna go now, but before I do I got a little tip on how to really not see that guy anymore."[/glow]
He walked over to the leader and whispered,[glow=red,2,300]"Stop committing crimes.....he'll leave you alone then."[/glow]
He then pressed a button on his belt, and as he struck a victorious pose he vanished into a flash of blue light.
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Eventually, Deadpool arrived on the doorstep of the Clone's castle. He looked around in bewliderment before finally chuckling,[glow=red,2,300]"Heh....well now, this is deffinately NOT Kansas...."[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 6, 2012 11:07:37 GMT -5
Deadpool then hears an electric guitar a moment later.
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Post by chaostro101 on May 6, 2012 11:16:35 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"Do my scarred up ears decieve me?!"[/glow]he asked in excitement,[glow=red,2,300]"I do believe I hear Metallica!"[/glow]
He whipped around and tried to open the front door when a computerized voice said,"Password is required to enter."
[glow=red,2,300]"Swordfish!!"[/glow]Deadpool declared triumphantly, then paused to think about it[glow=red,2,300]"Or maybe it's alligator gar.....or just alligator....is the password alligator?"[/glow]
He thought about it a little more,[glow=red,2,300]"Wait I know! It has to be something that makes him cringe! Try 'I'm lactating'!"[/glow]
"Lactating....."the computerized voice said, trying to process the information
[glow=red,2,300]"Well I mean I don't lactate.....at least I don't think I do...."[/glow]he said, then looked down at one of his pecks and started to tap one of his nipples,[glow=red,2,300]"Nnnnnope! No milk coming out of there..."[/glow]
"Invalid answer."the voice said
[glow=red,2,300]"About which one? Was it swordfish?? Tell me it was swordfish!!"[/glow]he demanded before grabbing a hold of the doorknob and yanking on it with all of his might
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 6, 2012 11:31:05 GMT -5
"What going on out there?!" a female voice was heard a moment later.
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Post by chaostro101 on May 6, 2012 11:34:21 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"This stupid door won't let me in!!!"[/glow]Deadpool shouted,[glow=red,2,300]"It's playing mind games with me and won't let me in!! I NEED AN ADULT!!"[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 6, 2012 11:36:35 GMT -5
A young woman looks out a window, then looks down and asked, "Who are you?"
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Post by chaostro101 on May 6, 2012 11:41:37 GMT -5
He looked up at the girl in question and said,[glow=red,2,300]"That's a very interesting question....with these guns and swords am I a ninja, or am I an assassin?"[/glow]
He moved away from the door and said with curiosity,[glow=red,2,300]"Am I a man of simple tastes, or am I man who enjoys complexities that mimic my own bizarre mind??"[/glow]
He held both hands up to the girl and said,[glow=red,2,300]"Who am I?! I am the one and only Merc with a Mouth! I am Deadpool!"[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 6, 2012 11:50:23 GMT -5
"Really? Ganon's been telling me about you. Give me a second to open the gate," she said then left.
A moment later, the giant doors slowly opens on it's own.
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Post by chaostro101 on May 9, 2012 15:31:41 GMT -5
Deadpool then turned around, and entered by doing the moonwalk.
(going to be slow, playing game as well)
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 9, 2012 15:41:41 GMT -5
A young woman, watched this and laughs a little to this and she said, "And I thought Ganondorf was the only one."
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Post by chaostro101 on May 11, 2012 15:53:26 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"Heh, I may not be a smooth criminal..."[/glow]he said in a sly tone,[glow=red,2,300]"But I can move it when I gotta move it."[/glow]
He then started to look around the place, very impressed with what he saw inside
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Post by ganondorf2 on May 11, 2012 16:00:12 GMT -5
The woman chuckles then said, "Follow me, he's up this way."
She walks off.
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