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Post by chaostro101 on Sept 3, 2011 16:49:07 GMT -5
(Thanks ) He let go of Raven and walked over to the counter as the woman pulled out a tray full of rings. Carnage looked over the rings, found one he liked and picked it up. "Did you want your lady friend to try it on?"the woman asked [glow=red,2,300] "Try on this!"[/glow]he said, whipping out his gunblade with his free hand and said,[glow=red,2,300] "Now start running!"[/glow] The woman screamed and did as told That was when Carnage walked back over to Raven and said,[glow=red,2,300] "I chose this one because it makes me think of you....."[/glow] He held out the ring to her and said,[glow=red,2,300] "Raven.....will you kick a** with me 'till the end of time?"[/glow] s10.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/B1C78BA9.jpg
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Post by ganondorf2 on Sept 3, 2011 16:54:21 GMT -5
"You know what I like!" Raven said with a smile, "Of course!"
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Post by chaostro101 on Sept 3, 2011 17:08:46 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"Awesomeness!"[/glow]he said,[glow=red,2,300]"What say we skip the ceremony, go right to the honeymoon buy blowing some stuff up?"[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on Sept 3, 2011 17:16:31 GMT -5
"Sure!" she said, "What do you have in mind?"
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Post by chaostro101 on Sept 3, 2011 17:24:25 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"Well.....I never really cared for this place..."[/glow]he said as energy began to ripple into the palms of his hands
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"The San Diego mall is in flames as two people run amok."a female reporter remarked on the TV that Chaostro was watching back at his mansion,"Sources say that G2 and Chaostro were the culprits behind the attack, but chief inspector Zenigata says otherwise."
"From now on.....I have no brother named Carnage...."Chaostro said, sitting in his chair with his arms crossed over his chest
"Hey dude, Carnage called..."Dev said as he walked in with his cellphone,"He wants you to be the best man at his wedding."
"And only now do I feel insulted!"the teen said as he blasted their TV with a small energy blast
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Post by ganondorf2 on Sept 3, 2011 17:29:11 GMT -5
"There's on thing I'm surprised on though," G2 said, "That she didn't make Carnage try to attack, big guy. As a test."
"Ditto," Ganondorf said.
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Post by chaostro101 on Sept 3, 2011 17:36:00 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"I never thought of that! Hey Ganondorf, you're free tonight right?"[/glow]Carnage said on the other end of Dev's cellphone
"I'll give you fifty bucks to send him to the void for a year...."Chaostro whispered to Ganondorf so that Carnage couldn't hear from the phone
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Post by ganondorf2 on Sept 3, 2011 17:44:49 GMT -5
"Are you sure that's not what he wants?" Ganondorf whispered back.
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Post by chaostro101 on Sept 3, 2011 17:50:12 GMT -5
"All I want is for a vacation from his BS...."he said through gritted teeth
"Why not just go to the wedding? Won't he shut up after that??"Dev asked,"After all.....he'll be too busy hanging out with Raven to bother you then...."
"......Dev that's the most intelligent thing you've ever said."Chaostro replied to his brother
"I know....I'm scared too....."he said, looking around with fear
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Post by ganondorf2 on Sept 3, 2011 17:58:58 GMT -5
"Lets go then," G2 said.
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Post by chaostro101 on Sept 3, 2011 18:06:03 GMT -5
"Ugh....."Chaostro said to the thought, absolutely dreading it
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*A few months later*
"Did he have to do it on death mountain?"Chaostro whispered to Ganondorf who was standing beside him and Carnage at the altar
[glow=red,2,300]"Y'know I'm right here, right?"[/glow]Carnage asked, also in a whisper
"I'm ignoring you....therefore I'm asking Ganondorf...."Chaostro said without making eye contact to Carnage
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Post by ganondorf2 on Sept 3, 2011 18:09:14 GMT -5
"Why Death Mountian? Just out of curiousity," Ganondorf asked.
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Post by chaostro101 on Sept 3, 2011 18:12:59 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300] "Fire, lava, sweltering heat. Plus the fact that "Death" is in the name....thought it would be the perfect place to get hitched."[/glow]said Carnage Suddenly a large rock rolled over to the center of the altar, and revealed itself to be a goron with a bowtie. Carnage gave a whistle to another goron working a nearby organ, as if to say that she show needs to start. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmYSy9U78Sc
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Post by ganondorf2 on Sept 3, 2011 18:22:13 GMT -5
(Nice choice)
"Interesting music," Ganondorf said.
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Post by chaostro101 on Sept 3, 2011 18:23:29 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"If you think that's kicking...you should see the dress Raven picked out!"[/glow]he said with a grin
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Post by ganondorf2 on Sept 3, 2011 18:27:59 GMT -5
"Dress?" G2 then asked, "If she's like me, she hate dresses."
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Post by chaostro101 on Sept 3, 2011 18:34:51 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"Well she picked something out....I know that."[/glow]he said
"Wait....you don't even know?!"Chaostro asked
[glow=red,2,300]"Hey, if she says her outfit's killer looking, then that's good enough for me..."[/glow]he said
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Post by ganondorf2 on Sept 3, 2011 18:41:16 GMT -5
"It's better we don't know anyway, most brides don't show themselves with a dress too early," Ganondorf said.
Raven then shows up up with a mix of biker and goth like outfit with spikes on it as well as spiked boots.
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Post by chaostro101 on Sept 3, 2011 18:47:22 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"D*mn....."[/glow]was all that Carnage said as his sunglasses fell off from the sight of Raven
"You're so easy to please aren't you?"Chaostro asked
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Post by ganondorf2 on Sept 3, 2011 18:50:26 GMT -5
"Actually, I like it too," G2 said, "Can you tell me where you got that?"
Raven laughs then hands an address and a phone number to her and said, "Nice place too."
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Post by chaostro101 on Sept 3, 2011 18:56:22 GMT -5
"So are you guys ready to get this started?"Chaostro asked
[glow=red,2,300]"Don't get your knickers in a twist! It's fixing to kick off!"[/glow]Carnage shot back with a low growl
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Post by ganondorf2 on Sept 3, 2011 19:01:14 GMT -5
"Calm down," Raven said, rolling her eyes, "You never were patiant..."
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Post by chaostro101 on Sept 3, 2011 19:12:20 GMT -5
Carnage shrugged his shoulders to that.
"We are gathered on this...."the goron began as he took a look at the script,"Kick a** day to bring together the unholly union of Carnage James Rueger and Raven la Feme Fatale."
Carnage grinned at that
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Post by ganondorf2 on Sept 3, 2011 19:18:49 GMT -5
She laughs on the title, and said, "Not bad of a title."
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Post by chaostro101 on Sept 3, 2011 19:25:20 GMT -5
"Do you, Carnage, take Raven as your wicked temptress...."the goron added, checking the script,Through hell and back....till death do you never part?"
[glow=red,2,300]"F****n' eh!!"[/glow]he said as he fired a few rounds from one of his gunblade into the air
"And do you, Raven, take Carnage as your spastic psychopath, through hell and back till death do you never part?"the goron asked Raven
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Post by ganondorf2 on Sept 3, 2011 19:32:08 GMT -5
"Of course!" she said.
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Post by chaostro101 on Sept 3, 2011 19:37:29 GMT -5
"Then by the power invested in me by the world of Hyrule...you may now activate the detonator."the Goron said, but then looked back at the script and said,"Wait....what??"
[glow=red,2,300]"Ha haar!! Surprise b****es!!"[/glow]Carnage shouted as he tossed Raven a detonator
[glow=red,2,300]"Wait! What the hell's going on?!"[/glow]Delilah shouted from the row
[glow=red,2,300]"A little gift from me to my sexy lady here! Before we kissed, I wanted to go out with a bang, so I rigged up an explosive somewhere near us to kick things off one last time!"[/glow]he exclaimed
"Where's the bomb Carnage?!"Chaostro shouted
[glow=red,2,300]"That's for me to know and for you to shut up and watch!"[/glow]Carnage said as he stuck out his tongue to Chaostro, but then turned to Raven and said,[glow=red,2,300]"Come on baby, light the candle!"[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on Sept 3, 2011 19:45:20 GMT -5
She was about to, but then G2 tackles her.
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Post by chaostro101 on Sept 3, 2011 19:52:19 GMT -5
Carnage snagged the detonator, and was about to pull it when Chaostro ran in and knocked it into the air.
"Pardon my language guys, but I've had enough of your bull sh** carnage!!"he said as he began to fight his brother
The detonator flew overhead until Dev flew up after it.
He grabbed it, and said,"Alright! I snagged it!"
However, in his excitement he accidentally activated it, causing everyone to freeze, but nothing happened.
[glow=red,2,300]"What the hell?! The volcanoe should've errupted!!"[/glow]Carnage shouted in anger
[glow=red,2,300]"I should've mentioned this.....but Broly and I switched the real things last night after you left, brother."[/glow]Delilah confessed
[glow=red,2,300]"D*mn it!"[/glow]Carnage shouted, but then looked over at Raven and asked[glow=red,2,300]"Can I still get a kiss from you, babe?"[/glow]
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Post by ganondorf2 on Sept 3, 2011 19:53:51 GMT -5
She does it to him anyway, without answering.
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