Real world/Nintendo world (Closed 5-10-08)

[chaostro101]

*I clicking sound is heared and then I hear Goroh's voice on a microphone*

Goroh:Listen up Falcon!You might as well forfeit this race, cause I am going to-*I turn off the mike and I rev up my car and I go faster*

*I roll down my window and stick out my left hand, and I raise my middle finger to Goroh*

*I open up a channel to Goroh's ride*Listen here Dodo or whatever your name is, you do not stand a chance, and you are also lucky that I just broke one of your fingers.I could have done more!*I close the channel and bring my hand back inside, and I roll up my window*

Announcer:Well it looks like Falcon is going to win the race....*The finish line comes up and I cross it*And Captain Falcon wins the race!!!!

*I stop my ride and climb out, a little shaken but I turn out alright*

*Eventually I see Goroh's car stop and he climbs out, and he looks angry*

Goroh:You made a monkey out of me for the last time!!!*He is about to punch me, but I grab his hand and twist it, eventually making him land on his knees wincing in agony*

I don't make monkeys, I train them!*I let go of Goroh and start to walk away*

Mechanic:*Totally ecstatic*Aren't you going to kick his butt?!

You kidding?He is not worth it.

[ganondorf2]

I got to get out of here. I'm sorry...Link, but I got to go. This is too crazy.

[The Melee Master]

"I'll say!" she says, rubbing the back of her neck, "Ok then. Later!"

Melee Master grabs the reins of her horse and they ride off.

[ganondorf2]

See yeah.

*is left alone*

Guard: He's alone! Get him!

Dang it! *desides to attack this time* Out of my way!

*runs my way through and retreats*

*runs into a forest and hides*

? ?: You are not Ganondorf are you? You look like him, but don't act like him.

*scared* Who's there?

*a young girl walks out*

Saria: My names Saria, I'm the sage of the Forest Temple.

Uh...

Saria: It's OK. I know what happened.

*I get excited* Do you know why?

Saria: No, sorry.

Grr...

Saria: We saw three lights in the night sky, and we guessed it must be trouble.

Three?Like what?

Saria: Not sure, but with way things are going, I have a feeling something big is about to happen. Areas around Death Mountain are becoming unstable, Lake Hylia's waters are becoming too cold, and sand storms are getting worse in around Gerudo Fortress.

Hmm...What can I do?

Saria: From what I know, Mushroom Kingdom is also in trouble. I'm sure your friend can handle it here, but...

No sweat, I can help!

Saria: Don't get too c0cky, it's dangerous.

I know, but I can try. How do I get there?

Saria: Here take this map. It will lead you Mushroom Kingdom quickly.

Thanks, good luck out here. *runs off*

[chaostro101]

*I make my way to Cpt.Falcon's ship to get ready to leave this world*

Mechanic:Where will you be going CF?

Somewhere away from races, and to see other places.Want to come with?

*He nods his head and goes into my ship, I walk in and I get into the driver's seat*

*I start the engines*

[ganondorf2]

*I soon got to Mushroom Kingdom without trouble*

Well, here I am. The Toad Town(think Paper Mario) area anyway. I think I'll head for Peach's Castle. Maybe Peach can give me answers...*thinks* Then again, she'll probably avoid me because I look like Ganondorf. Sigh...I'll take it as she comes.

*I walk towards the castle*

Toad Guard 1*scared of me*: Is that?

Toad Guard 2*also scared*: Yipe! It's Ganondorf!

*I see them shaking in their shoes* Man, Ganondorf must come into these parts too... *to the guards and acting in a serious tone* I wish to see Princess Peach.

Toad Guard 1*still scared*: I'm s..sorry sir, but t...the princess is b...busy.

*desides to scare them, but does it calmly at first* Well, that's problem. But...*yells at them* Get out of my way!!

*my scare tactic works and the guards run away scared*

Heh, that was easy. I'll just walk in. Ganondorf is lucky in this sense, but I need answers to why I'm like this. *walks in the castle*

[chaostro101]

*My ship takes off without any trouble, and we soon find ourselves in space*

Mechanic:*Looking out the window*Woooooooowwww!Its so beautiful!

Yep, it sure is...hey, what is your name again?

Stanely:The name is Stanely!

Hmmm...that sounds vaguely familiar...

Stanely:Well, I used to own a greenhouse, and I killed a lot of nosey insects that tried to eat my plants.And that dang flea-ridden ape didn't make it any easier either.

*I was about t say something, but then an alarm goes off*

Ship:Incoming vessel.

Uh-oh...

*I wait to see what the vessel is*

[ganondorf2]

*I look around*

I love this place! Peach has got a cool looking castle!

? ?: Oh my! What's this?

*I turn to see Toadsworth shaking in fear*

[glow=white,2,300]Toadsworth: You again! Why did you come here?[/glow]
*serious tone again*I want to talk to the princess. Don't try to stop me.

[glow=white,2,300]Toadsworth: Please don't hurt our fair princess.[/glow]
Don't worry...I won't. *walks past him*

[chaostro101]

*Suddenly I see the starfox*

Oh, phew!!We are alright.

Ship:The vessel is sending a message, put it on screen?

Affirmative.

Stanely:*Amazed*Man Cf, you always seem so calm.

*I smile with delight*

*Suddenly, Fox's face appears on screen*

Fox:Hello, this is Fox McCloud of team Starfox.We are conducting a search on your ship, prepare to be boarded, and do not comit any hostle actions.

*Calmly*Very well then.Stanely, stay calm...

[ganondorf2]

*I continue to look for Peach*

She must be in her room. I'll go another floor. *climbs a stairt case*


*meanwhile*

Mario: Ahh, another relaxing-a day.

Luigi: Why do I have a bad-a feeling about-a today though...

*a toad rushes into the room*

[glow=red,2,300]Toad: Mario! Luigi! We have trouble![/glow]
Luigi: Like I-a said.

Mario: What's-a wrong? Is it Bowser again?

[glow=red,2,300]Toad: Worse! Ganondorf has entered Peach's castle and is looking for her![/glow]
Mario: What?!

[chaostro101]

*A white flash ascends and disapates, and standing in front of me and Stanley is Fox and Crystal*

Fox:Hey you're...Cpt. Falcon?!

Uh...yeah, actually...I am sorry, but is everyone blind?!!I am not Cpt. Falcon!!

Crystal:Wait...there is something different about him...

And the answer is...?

Crystal:Fox, that is not Cpt. Falcon, it is a teenager.

Dingdingding!!!We have a winner!!100 points to Crystal!!

Fox:if that is the case...we have no choice but to arrest them for impersonating a celebrity.

Thank you for... say what?

[ganondorf2]

*I'm at the second floor*

Now, where could the princess be? *I see a guard sleeping* Hmm...

*sneaks past the guard and opens the door*

Too easy...*looks in the room, but suddenly I get cramps and kneel down a little* Ow! What's happening to me?

*I get up and look in the mirror*

Dang! Now I really look like Ganondorf!

*Peach appears*

Peach: Ganondorf!

Please, I can explain!*realizes my voice sounds like Ganondorf to my ears as well* My voice! What happened to my voice?!

(I know what you said Melee Master, that we look like ourselves in the character's clothing, but I want to do something different in that effect.)

[The Melee Master]

((Well, OK. I'm not changing mine, though))

Seeing that she is alone now, Melee Master slowed down Epona's pace. She gets off the horse and walks toward a tree. She sits down, grabs the sword and shield out from her back and sets it down beside her. She takes out the Ocarina and starts to play the melody from the Twilight Princess opening slowly, playing a few extra notes and slurring them to make it sound more like a beautiful melody.

[ganondorf2]

Please, I need help.

Peach: Why should I help you?

*Mario and Luigi run in*

Mario: Caught-a you, Ganondorf!

Luigi: You think you can take our fair princess away? We don't think so!

Dang, looks like a fight.*thinks* I'll come back later. Man, I didn't want hurt your Peach, but you won't listen to me, so see yah later. *runs out the castle*

Mario: Oh no you don't! Come back here!*runs after me*

*Luigi follows*

Peach*thinks*: Talk to me?

*I continue to run*

*I see a blue pipe and stop in my tracks*

*I look at myself and think* I hope I can fit.

*I jump in the pipe and disappear*

*Mario and Luigi appear later*

Mario: Dang! Where did he-a go?

Luigi: I don't-a know. He could-a be anywhere.

*Mario spots the pipe*

Mario: Look!

*the Mario bros. walk over to the pipe that I jumped into*

*Luigi finds a peice of cloth near the pipe*

Luigi: Look bro. This is off of Ganondorf's-a cape.

Mario: He must have-a jumped into this-a pipe to get away. Don't worry, he won't be-a able to get back-a out.

*he pushes a button on the side of the pipe, making it smaller*

Mario: That-a should do it. Lets-a go.

[chaostro101]

*I raise my hands in the air as Fox brings out his blaster*

Stanley:CF?What are they talking about?

*I don't say anything*

*Then I get an idea*

Computer, administer program zathura-alpha.

*Two guns come out from the ceiling and shoot an electric burst at Crystal, knocking her out*

Fox:Crystal!!Grrr!!*He aims at me and fires*

*I dodge the attack, but in doing so, the blaster's laser hits the control system of the ship*

Computer:Warning!Warning!Ship falling off course!

*Stanley hits Fox in the back of the head knocking him out*

Oh no!!I need to get them out of here!!

Computer!!Teleport Stanley, Fox and crystal out of here!!

*I see the three of them disapear in a white flash*

That is all good...but what about me??!!

[ganondorf2]

*I try to get out of the Toad town Sewers, but realize that the way back up is blocked*

Dang! How can I get back up now?

*I yell for help by shouting in the pipe*

[chaostro101]

*I quickly head towards the steering wheel and try to steer the ship, but through the screen I see a planet*

Oh crap!!Come on you stupid controls!!Work dang it!!Work!!

*The ship is about to crash into the surface of the planet*

Well, if I survive this, I know I will feel this in the morning!

*I still try to steer*

[ganondorf2]

*I continue to cry for help*


*meanwhile Wario and Waluigi are counting coins and walking by*

Wario: I knew that-a Koopa Bros. Fortress had treasure in-a there

Waluigi: Yeah, we're lucky.

*they both hear my cries*

Waluigi: You-a hear something?

Wario: Probably just-a the wind.

*they pass the pipe and hear my shout again*

Help! Somebody! Anybody! Please help!

[chaostro101]

*The ship crashes, and I black out*

*I wake up a few hours later in Hyrule*

What the...?

*I slowly get up and try to walk, obvioulsy I was very lucky to survive*

Well...I wonder what I should do...I got it!!Maybe if I find Zelda or Link I will be able to find a way off this planet!

*I search the ship for something to help me, hen I come across a motor-bike*

Ooooh!Killer!*I hop on the bike, pop a wheelie, and I head in the direction of Hyrule Castle*

[ganondorf2]

*Waluigi looks in the pipe*

Waluigi: Somebody's in-a there!

Wario: Eh? Why should we-a care? The guys wasting our-a time.

Help!

Waluigi: I'm-a going in there!

Wario: What?! Don't-

*Waluigi sqeezes into the pipe with no problem*

[chaostro101]

*A few minutes later I see the castle, I get off of my bike and walk towards the entrance*

*I am stoped by two guards with peculiar expressions on their faces*

Guard1:What the heck?!Cpt.Falcon?!!

Guard2:What are you doing here?!!

Ok, is everyone taking crazy pills or smething?!!I guess I have to play along a little longer...Uh..yeah, I am here to seek help from the princess.

Guard1:I am afraid that is impossible at this time, with Ganondorf running around like the lunatic he is, we can't let anyone see the princess.

*I seem confused*Ganon running around in the open??Why did he do that?

Guard2:Not sure, he said that he was not Ganondorf but somebody else.

Maybe I am not the only one then...Well if I can't speak with the princess, then can I speak with Link?

*They shake their heads*

Guard1:Ganondorf and Link ran off to lake Hylia.

What the heck is going on?!!Ok then, I guess I have to leave with-HYAAA!!

*I perform a flaming round-house kick, knocking both guards out*I really did not want to do that, but I have to see the princess.

*I walk inside*

[ganondorf2]

*a guard runs up to Princess Zelda*

Guard: Zelda! C. Falcon is heading this way!

[glow=pink,2,300]Zelda: Really? What's he doing here? Don't attack, get him in here![/glow]

Guard: Yes, ma'am!

[chaostro101]

*I see a whole bunch of guards*

Guard:Come with us Cpt. Falcon and you will not be harmed.

*I continue to walk towards them without showing worry*

Out of my way, I do not have time for this.

Guard:*To the others*He is not listening!What do we do?!

[ganondorf2]

[glow=pink,2,300]*Zelda waits*[/glow]

(I got to go. I'm going with my mom to get some stuff.)

[chaostro101]

(Ok)

*I walk up to the guards at a faster pace*

[ganondorf2]

Gaurds: Stop!*points their weapons at Chaostro*

[glow=pink,2,300]Zelda: He must be here. Let him in![/glow]
*they obey and puts the weapons down*


*Waluigi comes out of the pipe without a problem*

Waluigi: Anybody-a here?

I am.

*I appear from the shadows*

Waluigi: What the? Aren't you-

*I cut him off by covering his mouth*

*whispering in his ear* Listen to me! I have a problem! I'm not what you think!

*I let go of Waluigi and explain to him what happened*

Waluigi: Momma Mia, how-a long have you-a been stuck here?

Not long, but please help me out!

Waluigi: I'm-a sure Wario will help you-a too.

Wario? I don't want make him mad.

Waluigi: Don't-a worry. *yells in the pipe* Wario! I got the guy!

Wario: OK!

*the pipe gets bigger*

Waluigi: Come on!

Got it!

*we appear a few mintues later out of the pipe*

Wario*to me*: Aren't you-

*I place my hand on his mouth and Waluigi talks to Wario about my story*

Wario: I-a knew this was a waste of-a time. Come-a on Waluigi, we got-a to get to this-a place called Hyrule. I-a hear they got-a lots of treasure.

Waluigi: But-a we don't know how to get-a there!

I do.

*both of them look at me*

Wario: You-a do?

*I nod*

[The Melee Master]

As she puts the Ocarina back in the pouch on her waist, Melee Master gets up and mounts Epona again. She rides off, and sees the Lon Lon Ranch out of the corner of her eye. She decides to go there for awhile. As she rides toward it, a Poe ghost appears and circles her.

"What the...?"

Melee Master kicks Epona to make her go faster, and the Poe vanishes. As she reaches Lon Lon Ranch, she could hear chickens clucking and the other horses neighing. She sees another red headed girl in the middle of the ranch, so Melee Master decides to go talk to her.

"Pardon me, but do you own this Ranch?"

The girl turns to Melee Master and gasps.

"....Link?"

"Uh...no." she says, "I'm not Link, my name's Melee Master."

"Oh." she says with a bit of disappointment in her voice, "Well then, why do you dress like him?"

"Long story."

"Well, I...oh, wait, you're telling the truth!" she says, "You don't look like Link at all!"

"Told ya." Melee Master replies, smiling, "And you must be Malon!"

"How did...how--"

"Let's just say I know a few people." she said, "Um..."

"Your looking for a place to stay, right?"

"How did you know?"

"Lucky guess."

A man comes up from behind Malon and she turns around. Melee Master blinked.

"Well, who do we have here?" he asks.

[ganondorf2]

*I lead Wario and Waluigi to Hyrule as promised*

Wario: Well, Ganondorf, you-a know your places.

Thanks. I try my best. Now remember what I said...

Waluigi: Don't-a worry, we'll-a watch your-a back.

*we realize it's night time, but we camp outside*

[chaostro101]

*I notice they put away their weapons*Now that is more like it!

*I walk past them, I see Zelda and kneel down in her presence*Please forgive my intrusions princess, but your guards left me no choice.

[ganondorf2]

[glow=pink,2,300]*Zelda looks at Chaostro with interest*

Zelda: You're not C. Falcon are you?[/glow]